Bush: US Deaths in Iraq Laid "Foundation for Peace"

"'One day, people will look back at this moment in history and say, 'Thank God there were courageous people willing to serve, because they laid the foundations for peace for generations to come,' Bush told reporters after a meeting at the State Department.? Oh, okay, if you say so, suh! After all, weez jes' plain ol' simple folk 'round these here parts, and you is the prezzy-dent 'n' all!"