Strike The Root Blog

The Supreme Warlord of the Earth takes a ride on his chariot.  Will he now sacrifice this joy in solidarity with the troops?:

Jo Mac is sensing a “lack of confidence” among the empire’s subjects:

Just how many commodes will it take to finally flush the state?

Can’t you just feel the love?

The NAACP get a new prez. But is he “colored” enough?

Business is looking slow for the salvation brokers:

Who has more class- lovers of peace or the war freaks?

The jack boot is updated to accommodate the metro and trans-sexuals:

Maybe Fusionman will rescue us:

The essence of marriage- the ol’ Ball and Chain:

The Emperor greets the one man he dare not boss:

The Voodoo Man implores you to quit leaning on your guns and religion:

The Emperor gets teary-eyed over a dead soldier boy:

The state claims to own you at birth and parents comply:

Don’t you know they own you for life?

Now, children, listen to the nice policeman:

Agents of the state are amused or indifferent as you scramble for a morsel to eat:

Agree to become a slave and win a Wi!

The politicians keep talking………….

…….and the children keep dying:

Armed robots are turning on their “masters.” Al Qaeda is everywhere!

Hand over the children for a Barack blessing:

The War Meister works hard to persuade the legions. Apparently he’s successful since there are no new reports of mass desertions. They enlist as liars and they die as cowards:

People are wetting themselves about seeing Obama. Will they touch his robe?

Bush finds his place on the backside of the bush. Is this a preview of his place in history?

Hillary works hard in Wisconsin but winds up cutting the cheese:

Fidel puts himself out to pasture:

Coming soon to your neighborhood:

Gun Free zones create still more grief:

All the sheep are psyched about the big Texas showdown. Who has the most vicious thugs in their gang- the Dixie Mafia or the Chicago Mafia?

Another child abandoned to serve the needs of the state.  Who’s your daddy?

In the US, The Man prefers the taser. In the occupied Palestinian territories, it’s the rubber bullet:

The Empire’s embassy goes up in flames. Maybe the event will inspire a repeat of history:

B.O. is getting grief about “authorship issues.” I guess he has at least one thing in common with MLK:

No goat book? What will he talk about………..?

………..Ah, now we’re back in familiar territory. The Emperor offers us the first book to be shelved in his new library:

This whole business of shooting down an “ill-fated” spy satellite has had me suspicious from the beginning- and the Russians seem to agree.

I would not be surprised if this “rogue” satellite was nothing but a piece of junk metal to begin with, sent into space to do exactly what it is doing now- threatening to fall into the earth’s atmosphere and contaminate the earth with its supposed “toxic fuel.”

What a great opportunity this is to show those Ruskies (and whatever state or non-state entity who doesn’t bow to the American Empire) exactly what can happen to their satellites and spacecraft if Leviathan is perturbed. The military is always anxious to find something new to blow up and destroy with their latest play things, provided courtesy of the American tax slave.  Success will mean increased funding and jobs galore for the military industrial complex. Failure will also mean increased funding and jobs galore for the military industrial complex (the only reason the State fails is because lack of funding).

Wouldn’t it be wickedly humorous (and admittedly, sad) if the missile blew that worthless floating beer can out of the sky, instead?

Than the government gangsters could honor the dead space cadets by closing down NASA and leaving space to worthy, peaceful people and pursuits.

AP reports: “The federal government said Friday it will begin mailing out $40 coupons next week to consumers to help pay for converter boxes that will save their analog sets from becoming obsolete.”

In case you missed it, our nanny gummint decided in the past to protect us from analog TV signals by mandating that all programming be broadcast in digital format in February, 2009. The converter changes the over-the-air digital signal to analog. In other words, I’m forced to pay $40-$70 just to be able to keep watching the analog signal I get now. I’m not paying that money to get something new and improved- I’m paying merely to maintain what I already have! Thanks Gummint!

Our masters have seen to it to spend $990 million of your stolen money to pay for these coupons and “cover administrative costs, which are capped at $110 million.” Exactly what does a coupon administrator do, anyway? The job looks like it must pay pretty well. Where do I apply?

But guess what? Garbage doesn’t appear any more attractive through digital eyes than it does in analog. I got a better idea. I’ll quit watching altogether what little I watch now, which totals exactly one TV series. I can wait a little while and watch those episodes on DVD.

There’s no limit to what the state can do to disrupt, impoverish, complicate, confuse, and generally make one’s life miserable. What better way to fight back than not watch its number one source of propaganda?

Climate Change Kooks reach new heights of buffoonery:

Doing what comes natural. Dogs love to fight- so why is Michael Vick going to jail for disposing of his own property? Thanks to the state, they wind up dead, anyway.

US soldier boys miss the target. Let’s see if robots can be more effective killers:

 Is that a bottle in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

The Man takes aim at ghetto monkeys. A lack of self-respect may not survive the new War on Fashion:

The Turd Blossom has a good laugh. Too bad his victims can’t share the mirth:

Maybe Lewd Larry is just a frustrated tap dancer:

Many leave their children in the hands of the state. It‘s so much easier than being a parent:

Tony Snow and the Ministry of Truth gives the MSM their weekly orders:

Hilly and Johnny discuss narrowing the field.  Dennis is not amused:

“I am the emperor and I’m here to take over state government.” Or is The Decider merely contemplating his colon:

The USG’s #1 asset will be bled for every ounce of propaganda value it can produce. The sheep still believe!

What better place for beds than in a whorehouse, a.k.a., the US Senate:

In the UK they don’t bother with hidden cameras, anymore:

Papa Bush looks for a way out. Helping to create a monster is a burden too heavy to bear:

London protectors keep the all-seeing eye alert for more flaming Jeep Cherokees:

The games children play- Iraqi boys now play “execution” and “militias vs. police” in Baghdad:

Time to save the planet- Cover your mouth and cork your fundament:

What a 4^th of July bargain- reenlist as a Marine slave and become naturalized as a US serf/citizen. I guess that makes these blokes two-time losers:

The Emperor is always on the look out for more cannon fodder:

The 4^th of July- still another reason for the boobeoisie to make fools of themselves. Is there any activity more stupid and mindless than a parade?

“I will sacrifice myself, oh great and powerful Moloch, to rid the world of the Muslim menace and kill for Jezus.”

To communicate, you just have to talk at a level they understand:

Only the amoral state would send children to look for unexploded ordinance:

Jack booted thugs form a conga line:

Coming soon to a battlefield near you- robots to remove the dead and maimed:

I caught an interesting story this morning on CBS Sunday Morning about the recent annual Makers Faire held outside San Francisco. The event is a kind of Woodstock for tech geeks and eccentric inventors. The creator of the faire says it best; “It’s not like institutions. It’s not companies bringing stuff. It’s really individuals just saying, “Here’s what I do.”

Photos can be seen here, here, and here.