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Thursday, January 29th, 2009
“You haven’t proved a crime, and you can’t because it didn’t happen,” Blagojevich said. “How can you throw a governor out of office with insufficient and incomplete evidence?”
I believe we should mount a “Keep Blagojevich” campaign. I’ve always felt it important that we not hide problems but instead keep them visible, so that we continue to discuss them, and so that they set examples to others of things not to do. Government inherently invites corruption and special treatment for those that are currently favored and politically correct. We must continually remind the gullible–the voters–of this fact. What better way than to help a sick man keep his power over them?
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Sunday, January 18th, 2009
The Emperor faces the end of his reign….

….as it is time for him to leave….

….to a standing ”O”….

….and head for the trash bin of history:

Wax Fantasy- The new Emperor is in, the old one is….under arrest?

The Obamaniacs head to DC….

….with new plans for the tax serfs:

Good News! Her Highness’ butt isn’t too big….

….and the family is happy:

The killing continues and no one can bear to watch:

The blast of the shofar accompanies the genocide:

Just a fun ol’ time for the IDF:

Graves, graves, we need more room for graves:

Beware- tryanny can come from any direction:

One act of defiance….

….cancels one act of cowardice:

Global cooling is making life difficult:

Sometimes, the odds look a bit overwhelming:

Swarm, Swarm!:

Your tax dollars at work- an RV for the moon:
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Sunday, January 11th, 2009
More ammo for journalists:

The state wants your children….

….and this is how it gets them:

The real policy of No Child Left Behind:

Stealing money and lending it cheap:

The central planners meet to decide how to engineer the next depression:

A hopeful look at the future- tools of war become lawn ornaments:

Lots of ghosts and boogie men in Afghanistan:

The Emperor-To-Be is drowning in estrogen:

Fasten your seatbelt for a wild ride:

Hey, W.- Dodge this:

Seeking instructions how to kill for the state in the name of God and….

….Success!:

The hands of the savior or tools of the devil? Have they ever seen a hard day’s work?:

The Emperor’s audience continues to decline in stature….

….and numbers:

Still more murder, and Israel’s (and the U.S.’s) fingerprints are everywhere:

Praise those who have the courage to resist….

….rather than cower in fear:

Gimme that old time religion….

….it’s good enough for me:

Out of our way! Just a lil’ ol’ funeral in Texas:
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Sunday, January 4th, 2009
Genocide in Gaza, but “No comment”:

Future terrorists to keep the show going, forever and forever:

Accidental illustration- Palestinians hopelessly entangled by Zionist Israel:

The kids turn to Johnny Law for guidance….

…..and are rewarded for obedience to the state:

After all the bailouts and stimulus programs are complete, the lowly tax serf carves up what’s left:

Stand by your man. Let history be the judge:

Shaman rituals for the Magic Negro:

The state is melting, melting:

On the lookout for terrorist coyotes. The Ex-Emperor-To-Be seems to have fewer and fewer friends:

The sky darkens as the coronation approaches (“From the sixth hour until the ninth hour darkness came over all the land.”):

Just a reminder- Homeland Security is diligently protecting our shores:

Just a party girl. Please ignore the trail of bodies behind her….

Wouldn’t a dunce cap be a more appropriate product (Keepin’ America Stupid)?:

An idle GM assembly line awaits more bailouts and cheap credit:

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Saturday, December 27th, 2008
Johnny Law finds an appropriate uniform:
Resist the state and risk its wrath:

Slicked up and ready for another day of jackboot hijinks:

The only safe way to view the blinding ignorance of politics:

You’re welcome. I drive a Toyota made in California:

Ford makes a surprise move:

The expectations are high for the Man With Melanin:

Children will continue to love their mother, even when abandoned by her:
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Sunday, December 21st, 2008
A simple act by one brave man….

….can change the world in a blur….

….and arouse dissent among the victims….

….and put tyrants on the defensive:

Warning, rats in the area:

Good tidings of great joy! The reason for the season is still in the race:

The Ex-Emperor-To-Be will soon have no subjects to direct and harass:

They can’t protect their own building but they DO protect us from runaway basketball mascots:

Rapid Response for the Fatherland is on it’s way:

No room for individualists within the state collective:

No room for non-conformists within the civic religion:

Country First!:

This is what the corporate media thinks is important- A confirmed liar and thief has lunch with the daughter of a long dead president:

Make it a public display- Flush your allegiance to the state:

Wash regularly. Don’t’ let the horsesh%# accumulate on your rear bumper:

A great Christmas gift- A new dart board for the game room:
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Sunday, December 14th, 2008
He’s drinkin’ again:

A political office for sale? Why the shock?

Gimme your best shot:

The Old/New Deal- Swapping lives for pretty rags:

Spread the terror- Collateral damage at home:

New corporate acronyms on the horizon- Gimme Money!….

….and Finance Our Rotten Designs!

Don’t let Johnny Law steal your Christmas:

Rule of Politics #23: Always put the receptive and easily convinced in the front row:

Save your breath- reason won’t work:

Dude, where’s my job?

Slammin’ concrete- another important defensive function:

How you’ll soon be flying the friendly skies:

It won’t happen sittin’ down. For state-initiated change, stand up and grab your ankles:

Snow in New Orleans- Reality just won’t conform to the climate kooks:
Start a hot new career in law enforcement!:

Socialist monkey wrenchers continue to give true anarchists a bad name:

Taking the lives of children isn’t enough for US Crusaders- Now, they’re taking their toys:

Entertainment on Capitol Hill- Watching the taxpayer get roped and tied:

Fly the rag proudly- Land of the Cowards and Home of the Slaves:
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Sunday, December 7th, 2008
Obama reaches for answers. I thought he had them all!:

Please, keep reminding us Father Obama, that….

She’s baaa-aaack! Some nightmares have a way of recurring:

Hillary gets an early start on setting fire to the world:

Cleaning up after a protest. What are the odds of seeing that in the US?

Homeland Security is everywhere:

You can’t be too careful. There’s no shortage of dumb bureaucrats:

Has yours arrived yet?

The Ex-Emperor finds a new neighborhood to invade. But how will he spend his time? That’s a big place for two people- how about a roomate?

No wonder they’re blind to the contradicting evidence:

Saint Nick takes a break during the long, secular Christmas nonsense:
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Sunday, November 30th, 2008
Always plenty of saps to join in the fun, ….

….keeping the people mollified with bread….

….and circuses, ….

….leaving them exhausted from insatiable materialist appetites:

The Emperor contemplates his legacy….

….and “hangs” with the only folks who won’t put a rope around his neck:

Newman lives:

Warped state reasoning- a pretty rag will replace a father:

What to do? Charge ahead or let sleeping dogs lie?

Throughout the animal kingdom, liberty lovers object to Johnny Law and the mainstream media:

New York thugs-with-badges need some holiday overtime, so………Voila!:

Land of the Rescue….

….and Home of the Bailout:

The magic of democracy- Iraq will now belong to Iraqis “as long as the river still flows and the grass still grows:”

Preemptive insurgency- Obama, “let my people go:“

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Sunday, November 23rd, 2008
Armed with smiles and reassured by an ignorant public, a new reign of terror is set to begin:

The newest gangsters-in-the-house show themselves off:

Welcome back. The place just isn’t the same without a Kennedy crook prowling the hallways:

Gather ’round, children. Get the young’s attention….

….and fascinate them with the tools of war…

….to inspire service and sacrifice:

Gitmo to be closed? Let’s find some other primates to lock up:

Got my eyes on you. Even thugs need an amusing diversion:

It’s the only life they’ve known. The insurgency starts young:

Pull over and we’ll talk. Just your friendly neighborhood jackboot walking his beat:

A sign of events to come?:

‘Bama’s proposed cabinet is looking like clones of the Bush Era:

Coming soon to your neighborhood:

A jail cell for the future Ex-Emperor? No such luck:
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