Strike The Root Blog

“You haven’t proved a crime, and you can’t because it didn’t happen,” Blagojevich said. “How can you throw a governor out of office with insufficient and incomplete evidence?”

I believe we should mount a “Keep Blagojevich” campaign. I’ve always felt it important that we not hide problems but instead keep them visible, so that we continue to discuss them, and so that they set examples to others of things not to do. Government inherently invites corruption and special treatment for those that are currently favored and politically correct. We must continually remind the gullible–the voters–of this fact. What better way than to help a sick man keep his power over them?

A simple act by one brave man….

….can change the world in a blur….

….and arouse dissent among the victims….

….and put tyrants on the defensive:

Warning, rats in the area:

Good tidings of great joy! The reason for the season is still in the race:

The Ex-Emperor-To-Be will soon have no subjects to direct and harass:

They can’t protect their own building but they DO protect us from runaway basketball mascots:

Rapid Response for the Fatherland is on it’s way:

No room for individualists within the state collective:

No room for non-conformists within the civic religion:

Country First!:

This is what the corporate media thinks is important- A confirmed liar and thief has lunch with the daughter of a long dead president:

Make it a public display- Flush your allegiance to the state:

Wash regularly. Don’t’ let the horsesh%# accumulate on your rear bumper:

A great Christmas gift- A new dart board for the game room:

He’s drinkin’ again:

A political office for sale? Why the shock?

Gimme your best shot:

The Old/New Deal- Swapping lives for pretty rags:

Spread the terror- Collateral damage at home:

New corporate acronyms on the horizon- Gimme Money!….

….and Finance Our Rotten Designs!

Don’t let Johnny Law steal your Christmas:

Rule of Politics #23: Always put the receptive and easily convinced in the front row:

Save your breath- reason won’t work:

Dude, where’s my job?

Slammin’ concrete- another important defensive function:

How you’ll soon be flying the friendly skies:

It won’t happen sittin’ down. For state-initiated change, stand up and grab your ankles:

Snow in New Orleans- Reality just won’t conform to the climate kooks:

Start a hot new career in law enforcement!:

Socialist monkey wrenchers continue to give true anarchists a bad name:

Taking the lives of children isn’t enough for US Crusaders- Now, they’re taking their toys:

Entertainment on Capitol Hill- Watching the taxpayer get roped and tied:

Fly the rag proudly- Land of the Cowards and Home of the Slaves:

Obama reaches for answers. I thought he had them all!:

Please, keep reminding us Father Obama, that….

 She’s baaa-aaack! Some nightmares have a way of recurring:

Hillary gets an early start on setting fire to the world:

Cleaning up after a protest. What are the odds of seeing that in the US?

Homeland Security is everywhere:

You can’t be too careful. There’s no shortage of dumb bureaucrats:

Has yours arrived yet?

The Ex-Emperor finds a new neighborhood to invade. But how will he spend his time? That’s a big place for two people- how about a roomate?

No wonder they’re blind to the contradicting evidence:

Saint Nick takes a break during the long, secular Christmas nonsense:

The instruments of war have a long life:

They’re ALWAYS watching. NEVER get used to it:

A new design for a worthless coin commemorating a worthless tyrant:

“What? Obama is still alive?”

Keep the faith. There’s always hope when pigs start to fly:

Ben contemplates his bailout….

….despite rampant opposition:

Henry points to fellow Americans to bail out his buddies:

How quaint. Daddy and Mommy are going off to war. Killing for the state always takes precedence over caring for your children:

US Crusaders do the killin’ and the Iraqis do the buryin’:

The war whores are upset that billions won‘t be flying their way:

Time to put Algore in his place:

Dead (non-American) children are no longer considered relevant to US crusaders:

There’s nothing more entertaining than watching a state tyrant caught with his pants down:

The Emperor pleads for still more Hispanic bodies to fight his wars. He‘s working hard, selling them on the romance of killing:

The demonic force meets the immovable force:

It’s party time:

A war criminal’s hands can never be cleaned:

The “new” Abe is just as ugly and even more worthless:

Johnny Mac claims he can run the world but seems incapable of combing his own hair:

Those ballots look heavy. Why not just vote with your feet and your money?

Tibetans resist the occupying Chinese thugs. Will wimpy Amerikans ever show the same courage to resist their occupiers?

The Emperor greets one of the few with a comparable resume:

People are wetting themselves about seeing Obama. Will they touch his robe?

Bush finds his place on the backside of the bush. Is this a preview of his place in history?

Hillary works hard in Wisconsin but winds up cutting the cheese:

Fidel puts himself out to pasture:

Coming soon to your neighborhood:

Gun Free zones create still more grief:

All the sheep are psyched about the big Texas showdown. Who has the most vicious thugs in their gang- the Dixie Mafia or the Chicago Mafia?

Another child abandoned to serve the needs of the state.  Who’s your daddy?

In the US, The Man prefers the taser. In the occupied Palestinian territories, it’s the rubber bullet:

The Empire’s embassy goes up in flames. Maybe the event will inspire a repeat of history:

B.O. is getting grief about “authorship issues.” I guess he has at least one thing in common with MLK:

No goat book? What will he talk about………..?

………..Ah, now we’re back in familiar territory. The Emperor offers us the first book to be shelved in his new library:

Man, you know times are tough when the government-privileged phone cartel starts biting the hand that protects it:

“Late payments have resulted in telecommunications carriers actually disconnecting phone lines established to deliver surveillance results to the FBI, resulting in lost evidence, including an instance where delivery of intercept information required by a … FISA order was halted due to untimely payment,” the audit said. 

I know this will shock you dear reader, but it appears that the reason the Feds fell behind on their phone bills is that one of the law enforcement bureaucrats dipped his hands in the till to the tune of $25,000.

That’s the kind of government corruption we need more of. Every good upstanding American should give him (or her) a great big wet kiss on the lips! Job well done!

Climate Change Kooks reach new heights of buffoonery:

Doing what comes natural. Dogs love to fight- so why is Michael Vick going to jail for disposing of his own property? Thanks to the state, they wind up dead, anyway.

US soldier boys miss the target. Let’s see if robots can be more effective killers:

 Is that a bottle in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

The Man takes aim at ghetto monkeys. A lack of self-respect may not survive the new War on Fashion:

The Turd Blossom has a good laugh. Too bad his victims can’t share the mirth:

Maybe Lewd Larry is just a frustrated tap dancer:

Many leave their children in the hands of the state. It‘s so much easier than being a parent: