Twinkies Set to Make 'Sweetest Comeback' in July

“Twinkies will soon be making a triumphant return to store shelves, according to Hostess' website,” reports ABC News, reminding the public that “stores sold out of the golden cakes hours after Hostess announced it would no longer be making the creme-filled snacks.” Private equity firms Apollo Global Management and Metropoulos and Co. own the Hostess brand and say when it comes to Twinkies, Americans want the original recipe and that's what they plan to give them. However, they also plan to  make low sodium, gluten-free, increased fiber, and reduced sugar products. Because, I guess... snicker, chortle, gasp for air between giggles... that's what people are looking for in the Hostess section – health food.