Ranked 25th in World in Math, U.S. Students Glad to “Be in Top 10″

“OK, this year we finished at number 25, and last time we finished 26th, so we fell five places, but we’re still really strong,” said Florida 10th grader Samantha Wenger. “I know the President is better at math than me, ‘cause he can reduce a deficit by adding to it, but honestly, lighten up.” Satire....so they say anyway.