Pay Enough Bribes To The Bureaucrats And They Will Claim Your Crap Smells Of Petunias

"Mmm….nothing like some HFCS, grains, GMO corn, and artificial ingredients to assuage your hunger. One can nearly always tell the quality of the ingredients by how much the product needs to be fortified, and this one looks like it was in need of some serious help. However, the FDA disagrees. The Kind bar is not allowed to have health claims on the label, but the Nutri-grain bar IS allowed to tout it’s alleged benefits."