One Small Step For Man, One Giant Leap Into A Banana Republic

"Listen to the radio and you might run across a segment that sounds something like a news report. A newsy music introduction plays as woman’s officious-sounding voice begins narrating a story. In a stilted delivery that appears to mimic that of a news anchor, the woman states, “In a move demonstrating the FBI’s valuable role of protecting national security, Director James Comey creates a separate Intelligence Branch…” It turns out this isn’t a news report at all. And the “news anchor” is actually a public affairs specialist."