Old Man Winter Kicks Global Warming's Arse In Grudge Match

"The Atlantic White Shark Conservancy said it had found three dead thresher sharks frozen to death on the shore of the Cape Cod Bay in Brewster, south of Boston, in the last three days. Glass windows were said to be cracking on Chicago's new Apple building from the extreme cold temperatures. Low temperatures in the minus 40 deg F (-40 deg C) have been recorded in northern Minnesota this week."