Soda-Pop Buttinskis

"The marijuana plant itself is blamed by 'conservatives,' because 'it makes you lazy' or 'it interferes with contributing to society' -- where, in the total State, 'contribution to society' is defined as 'shoveling taxes into the maw of Leviathan by spending one's precious time working at an approved occupation, that is, one that does not compete with state initiatives, such as prohibition, or letter delivery'." Column by Ryan Underwood.