The Poop on Where to Hide Your Old Pills

""Got some leftover drugs -- the kind that someone else might want to use, such as painkillers or stimulants? Wrap them up in used kitty litter or other pet droppings, the U.S. government advises." Gee, I wonder how much taxpayer money it cost them to come up with this little gem of wisdom? [Given the fact that government programs usually result in the opposite of what the program intended, it wouldn't surprise me if this advice resulted in the discovery of a new way to get high. - Ed.]"