Ron Paul's Congressional Opponent

An amusing article. He is the "last best hope for vanquishing the Paultards now and forever. [His] easy demeanor and embrace of English-only legislation will thrill all but the most hardened liberals." Woo-hoo! Paul is "weird...a barking loon...a goofy hobbit whose hilariously doomed online presidential campaign provided standout entertainment...." Yeah, liberty and peace are pretty weird, aren't they? This guy needs to go! Shut this guy up, he's talking bad words! [Editor's pick]