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Michigan Adds Talking Urinal Cakes to DUI Fight
"The state says talking urinal-deodorizer cakes have been distributed to Michigan Licensed Beverage Association members in Wayne, Bay, Ottawa and Delta counties. A recorded message will play reminding men who step up to the urinals to call a cab or a friend, if needed, to get home safely."
Not The Onion, sadly
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Only men? This is a clear-cut case of sexual discrimination. I want a talking urinal in MY bathroom, too! (Where's the ACLU when you need 'em?)
Years ago I learned: never get into a pissin' match with a woman!
Sam