Meeting Climate Targets May Require Reducing Meat, Dairy Consumption

In the interests of protecting the global environment and preserving quality of life [for the people making the important decisions], 18 countries have already signed on to the Argos Protocol for Reducing Industrial Livestock Farm Outputs and Overflows Linearly.

Signatories will be required to feed their populations reduced proportions of meat, and an increasing amount of the actual environmental pollutants generated by the livestock.

Critics of the policy have noted, "What kind of lives will we be living when we are fed only bullshit for every meal?"