Malfunctioning Door Handle Sabotages Putin's Photo Op Promo of Russian Military Goods

Russian President Vladimir Putin was a inspecting a Russian-built infantry vehicle before the news media at a arms bazaar in Soichi last week only to be laughed at when the door handle not only failed to open the doors but came off in his hand. A red-faced Putin moved on to the next display. No word on how many underlings were court martialed, shot, or sent to Siberia over this gaffe.