Lance Armstrong Burned at the Stake

The person who will take the titles from Armstrong (who never once tested positive): "If Tour de France officials follow USADA's lead and announces that Armstrong has been stripped of his titles, Jan Ullrich could be promoted to champion in three of those years. Ullrich was stripped of his third-place finish in the 2005 Tour and retired from racing two years later after being implicated in another doping scandal."  So glad that cheating thing's been cleared up.