I Wrote 'ISIS Beer Funds!!!' in a Venmo Memo and the Feds Detained My $42

"Telling a friend you’re paying him back for 'ISIS beer funds!!!' is not a particularly good joke. I knew this as I was typing it at 2am on a Sunday, but what I did not know is that it’s an even worse joke on Venmo because the federal government will detain your $42." A stupid thing to do, but still over the top to react this way just because they can. No wonder the Feds wanna eliminate currency.