HUMOR: 5 Famously Dumb Movies With Mind-Blowing Hidden Meanings

""Quality" cinema like Citizen Kane and Pacific Rim is fine for what it is, but when you show me nonsensical dialogue, uninspired special effects, and gratuitous violence, I will swallow each ludicrous frame, digest every syllable of stilted dialogue, until I become ill and bloated with secret meaning. And then I'll puke that meaning all over you, like a mother bird feeding her young. Hope you brought an umbrella, readers, because this column's about to get messy."