Ho Hum, Another Banker Plunges To His Death, Police Say 'Nothing Suspicious'...

"A banker has died after becoming impaled on railings after falling 60ft from the window of a luxury penthouse in central London, which is next door to John Lennon's former home. Police were called to the exclusive block of flats in Montagu Square in Marylebone at about 5.20pm yesterday, but were unable to save the man who was in his early fifties. Firefighters had to help police cut through the five foot high metal railings with an angle grinder, as part of attempts to free the man."