Bring Amberlamps

"You may remember the viral video, “Epic Beard Man” – in which an old bearded guy was assaulted by a street thug and proceeded to teach the thug a lesson. The video ends with the thug dripping blood and teeth from his pie hole and asking for an amberlamps to be sent. Luckily for the thug, his teaching moment at the hands (and fists) of Epic Beard Man didn’t happen in DC."