Bored GOP Vetting Rand Paul Just To Kill Time Before Viable 2016 Candidate Emerges

“[A]lthough a thorough appraisal and series of personal interviews would certainly not result in the senator and libertarian-leaning Tea Party member coming anywhere close to the Republican nomination, it would at least provide GOP strategists an interesting, time-consuming endeavor to get them through the next couple months.” It's hard to tell if this is satire.