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February 26, 2004

Ahh, the convenience of it all...

The county has been kind enough to send me a bill with a detachable coupon, just like the phone bill, just in case I want to pay my $233.00 fine for passing over double yellow lines (which I didn't), passing within 100' of an intersection (wha?), and not having my license (truer than they know). Well, they will be getting exactly zip.

Isn't it wonderful, though, that they give me the opportunity to not clutter up their busy docket this way? The depradations of the State are so painless, I am astounded that so many resent their enforcement of stupid laws about victimless crimes. Whom did I injure by my acts? Exactly no one. I am going to transfer the vehicle in question out of my name, ignore the citation (I had thought of fighting it out, as I said in my last post, but this is too much; screw the State), and say license be damned. I will keep my (perfectly legal) photo ID from another state, just so I can buy booze with no hassle, and otherwise divorce myself from the whole enchilada.

At least if they jail me, the hunger strike will help get rid of this pesky spare tire!

Posted by Patrick Yancey at February 26, 2004 12:38 PM

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