Mike Wasdin's Columns

It's the Message, Stupid!

"I never really thought Ron Paul would survive his battle with Leviathan, but I was interested to see what the sheep would think of his message.  After all, I had always thought if the sheep would listen to the message, they would no longer be sheep. I was wrong. I had spent most of my adult life telling others they just don’t 'get it,' but as it turned out, I was the one who did not 'get it.' The sheep 'get it' just fine, I am the one who has been delusional all these years for thinking people actually want to be free; they don’t."  Column by Mike Wasdin.

 

Dumbocracy

"For six years now I have watched this Nazi and his cabal trash our freedoms and no one in the mainstream media seemed to notice. From the Patriot Act to the Military Commissions Act, we have all been lied to, spied on and abused, and all in the name of 'Dumbocracy' and 'Freedumb'."  Column by Mike Wasdin.  

 

'God' and Other Superheroes

"Yes, 'god' does move in mysterious ways, but his followers move in even more mysterious ways."  Column by Mike Wasdin.

 

In Search of a Scapegoat

"It seems the whole problem with government inefficiency can be traced back to one man by the name of Michael Brown; yes folks, he’s the one responsible for sure! "  Column by Mike Wasdin. 

 

In a Land of Sheep

Recommended  "The headline reads, 'Waiting to Be Rescued' over a picture of thousands sitting and waiting for the government to save them, in a city that has now become a sewer. They’re waiting because they don’t know what else to do and have never had to think for themselves. What a pathetic people we have become that some would wait to be rescued, rather than do something to save their own life."  Column by Mike Wasdin.

 

'Next Day' Is Not Really 'Next Day'

"I started looking around for the cameras because I just knew I must have been on one of those new reality shows and had just been punked."  Column by Mike Wasdin.

 

Red Pill, Please

"This country lost its collective mind on September 11, 2001 , and I don’t think it will ever get it back. We have become a nation of scared children...."  Column by Mike Wasdin.

 

The Freedom Summit

Mike Wasdin tells about "the freedom event of the year."

 

Funny Money

"I am still amazed at how many people believe they are carrying around real money in their wallets. Most people do not realize that the Federal Reserve Notes that they spend have no value at all."  Column by Mike Wasdin.

 

Too Stupid to Live

"If you still need an agency like the FDA to keep you safe, well maybe you are just too stupid to live! "  Column by Mike Wasdin.

 

I'm Taking the Blue Pill

"I have let the government become the focal point of my life, and it has almost destroyed me....At this point in time, the people don’t want freedom, so I am going to swallow the blue pill, and join them in sheep land."  Column by Mike Wasdin. 

 

What's in a Name?

"I have always found it laughable that when the government wants to do something to screw over humanity (which is their reason for existence), they always find a way to give it a jingoistic or benevolent name."  Column by Mike Wasdin.

 

The War on Humanity

"I’m sure everyone would have a different barometer to determine what freedom is, but to me there could be no greater gauge than looking at how many people a particular country puts into cages. How could a country that has the highest incarceration rate per capita claim to be the freest country? I find it obscene that anyone would consider the United States the freest country in the world!"  Column by Mike Wasdin.

 

In Worship of Pagan Gods

"Many Christians understand that Halloween is a Pagan holiday but never considered the same about Christmas and Easter. It is ironic, really, that they never really questioned things like Santa, trees, gifts, eggs, and bunnies and how these things relate to their religion. Like most people, they did it because their parents did, and their parents before them."  Column by Mike Wasdin.

 

Libertarianism Is Immoral

"If you really want to protect your children, legalize all drugs. By taking out the black market, there is a much better chance that they will never meet the man on the corner selling drugs. It is not a matter of morality; drugs should be legal, not just some drugs, but all drugs! In fact, the more dangerous the drug is, the greater the need to legalize it."  Column by Mike Wasdin.

 

No Capitalism, No Freedom

Mike Wasdin responds to Bill Anderson's rebuttal of his column.

 

F*ck the Government!

"It must become fashionable to question authority again for freedom and liberty to prevail. As long as we continue to lick the hand of our master, tyranny will prosper."  Column by Mike Wasdin. 

 

Attorney for Freedom

"There are many attorneys who you can hire to fight for you, but wouldn’t it be nice to know that your attorney is an attorney for freedom?"  Column by Mike Wasdin. 

 

Rats Abandoning the Sinking Ship

"The rest of the world is watching as we sell 'Democracy' to them at the end of a gun barrel. They don’t seem to be buying it, which is more than I can say for the sheep in the United States."  Column by Mike Wasdin.

 

Libertarian Island

Mike Wasdin's new project.

 

I Don't Just Think I'm Right, I Know I Am!

"What you may feel is immoral may seem perfectly fine to me. If you find pornography immoral, don’t watch it. If certain sexual acts offend you, don’t do them. You can change the channel, close your eyes or leave the room, but it’s none of your business what other adults chose to do as long as it does not violate the rights of others. You have no right to decide for others what should be immoral. It’s YOUR god, they are YOUR rules, so YOU burn in hell!"  Column by Mike Wasdin.

 

Mobocracy

"Most people would think I was crazy if I were to come to their house and start making decisions on their furniture, appliances, decorating choices or children, but these same people see nothing wrong with telling the proprietor of a business how he or she should be able to run their business, in which those same people also have nothing invested as far as money, time or risk."  Column by Mike Wasdin.

 

Meet the New Boss, Same as the Old Boss

"I guess we should all be happy though, Bush has promised to rid the earth of a really big problem...love. He will define who gets to love whom, and if your relationship does not agree with what his 'god' tells him is acceptable, he will amend the Constitution to help you make a better choice next time."  Column by Mike Wasdin.

 

The People Have Spoken

"Don’t get me wrong; I was not a fan of Kerry, mind you. I guess I was just looking forward to having the boot move to the other side of my face, to give the right side a rest. I guess after four years of fascism, socialism actually seemed like a desired break."  Exactly!  Column by Mike Wasdin.

 

And the Winner Is....

"So here we are just hours away from another attack on freedom as the sheep stumble into the voting booths to select the hand that they will lick for the next four years.....I can’t think but how lucky I am not to have participated!"  Column by Mike Wasdin.

 

Oh That; Don't Even Worry About That!

"Who but a fool could actually think this man is fit to be in charge of anything, much less a country? He has the IQ of an idiot savant, only more idiot than savant."  Column by Mike Wasdin.

 

Four More Years

Recommended  "I have been watching and listening to this crap since the days of Nixon. Every four years another loser steps up to the plate and tells us that all he needs is four years, and the previous loser claims that he just needs four more years. When will the sheeple learn? How many times do you have to be screwed? How many four more years will it take?"  Column by Mike Wasdin.

 

Fear and Loathing in America

"I am sure that both of these megalomaniacs’ 'plan' is pretty much the same, which is more of the same.  The problem seems to be that we just have not spent enough money, destroyed enough property or killed enough people yet."  Column by Mike Wasdin.

 

Slaves of the State

"Sure you’re a slave, but isn’t it great to be an American? Other countries hate us for our freedoms; don’t let anyone tell you anything different. After all, it’s not so bad; you could be a slave in a less free country. You were fortunate enough to be born in the freest slave country in the world, hallelujah! "  Column by Mike Wasdin.

 

F*ck You, I Won't Do What You Tell Me!

"It’s time for the gloves to come off, no more Mr. Nice Guy! I am tired of picking nice little ways of expressing my feelings toward the government.  This time I want to say exactly what I feel: 'F*ck you, I won’t do what you tell me!'"  Column by Mike Wasdin.

 

My Name Is Spartacus

"Most people are waiting to get the handouts and scraps of freedom that the government so generously throws at them. As one person said to me, 'Freedom is the right to do what you are supposed to do.' We are so fucked!"  Column by Mike Wasdin.

 

Dumb and Dumber

"To be considered a good American today, one must pledge their undying allegiance to the State. We must never question authority....Just wave the flag and shut the f*ck up!"  Column by Mike Wasdin.

 

The God Meme

"Non-believers will be caught up in this war, even if we do not believe in the 'god' creature. The sane and rational people on the planet will become cannon fodder for the 'god' meme. Hallelujah, 'god' is good!"  Column by Mike Wasdin.

 

Bread and Circuses

"Ancient Rome has fallen and been replaced by the power elite in Washington , but the game is the same: keep the sheep fat, happy, and stupid as you send them off to die for the enrichment of the State. There seems to be no greater honor than sacrifice for the State, as long as it is someone else’s son or daughter."  Column by Mike Wasdin.

 

Men of Metal

"To look at these two men and see even a marginal difference is to be blind....The only thing that could possibly change on November 2nd is in the placement of the jackboot on our face, as it moves from the right side to the left."  Column by Mike Wasdin.

 

Blind Patriotism

"There can be no moral or legal justification for the type of patriotism that seeks only to inspire the members of one group to commit unspeakable acts against other groups for religious or political gain."  Column by Mike Wasdin.

 

God Is Laughing at You

"There is no question that government and religion have a lot in common. Both of them require two things to work: faith and gullibility."  Column by Mike Wasdin.

 

The Gods Must Be Crazy

Recommended  "There is nothing scarier than a lunatic who believes he is doing the 'Lord’s' work, especially when that lunatic has his finger on the nuke button. We are all just a Bible passage away from extinction. If war is the health of the State, then God is the Physician."  Column by Mike Wasdin.

 

Friends Don't Let Friends Vote!

Recommended  "If I were having lunch with you, and in the middle of lunch I were to stand up and announce to everyone in the restaurant that you were buying everyone’s lunch, I am sure you would take issue with that. What about if I agreed to put it up for a vote, would that make it fair? If you agree to accept the result, then you are therefore legitimizing it, and agreeing to the outcome."  Column by Mike Wasdin.

 

I See Brain Dead People

"When will people learn that it does not matter who you vote for, government still gets elected? I have not participated in the sham known as voting for 12 years now, and I am ashamed that I ever did. There is nothing more brain dead than the people who walk around with their 'I voted' pins stuck to their clothes on Election Day. To me it resembles a large beacon flashing the word 'moron' over and over again."  Column by Mike Wasdin.

 

Confessions of a Sadomasochist

Mike Wasdin on his kink.

 

Words Scribbled on Parchment

"My hope is that in the future, people will stop putting their faith in words scribbled on parchment. The Constitution will not save us, nor will the Bill of Rights. If you must put your faith in something, put it in a Glock or a nice AR-15. At least with these, you have a fighting chance in defending your property, freedom and life, unlike mere words scribbled on parchment."  Column by Mike Wasdin.

 

Enemy of the State

"Even though I now knew that others were not interested in freedom, I never thought that they would encumber my freedom.  Surely just because they did not want to live free, they would not try to coerce me to accept their chains of slavery.  Miserably, it would seem that slaves desire company.  It is not enough that they are sheep, but you must join their herd as well."  Column by new Root Striker Mike Wasdin.