Travis Irvine's Columns

Fox News: Bhutto Attacked by Killer Tiger from San Francisco

"I sat shocked at the news of the former prime minister’s death.  The bartender, who had looked up occasionally, asked me, 'Wait, how did the tiger get to Pakistan ?'"  Column by Travis Irvine.

 

Lost in Oz: The Shi'ite Hits the Fan in Iraq

"If this were actually a war, we would have already lost."  Column by Travis Irvine.

 

Gay Cowboys to Lasso bin Laden in Sequel

"Maybe Hollywood should start combining its efforts into one big, happy, gay loving, corruption-exposing melee.  How about two male CIA agents who fall in love on the trail of tracking terrorists in Pakistan ?"  Column by new Root Striker Travis Irvine.