Duke Heberlein's Columns
My Name Is Duke, and I Shop at Wal-Mart
"Most of the chain’s opposition position themselves as caring about 'the poor.' This is another load of manure, because if they did truly care about poor people, they would be singing the praises of Wal-Mart. Many people perform unskilled labor and receive low wages at places other than Wal-Mart. Do they not deserve a place to shop for low-priced goods?" Column by Duke Heberlein.
Norah Vincent's Smoky View of Libertarianism
My column in response to a New York writer’s op-ed piece. (LA Times article requires free registration). I love this--a statist commenting on libertarianism when she has no idea what the hell she is talking about.
For standing up to tyrannical feminists. Column by Duke Heberlein.
"My identity has nothing to do with a mascot, therefore I am not offended by it. Therein lies the distinction. I can dislike something because it is stupid to me...but I am not using the coercion of government to make others succumb to my whims." Column by Duke Heberlein.
Reparations Equals Robbery of Innocents
You want oppression? Duke Heberlein will give you oppression.
Steve Kubby, Please Read Before You Write
Duke Heberlein says Karen De Coster and Ilana Mercer made their points, but Kubby didn't get it.
"It is ironic and sad that even those who bend down to shine the jackboot of Leviathan recognize the similarity of the name of Ridge's office to a post that could very easily have existed in Nazi Germany." Column by Duke Heberlein.
New Root Striker Duke Heberlein on the proposal to ban the sale of ammo in Los Angeles.