Humberto Fontova's Columns

Cuba Is Way Too Cool!

"Here's Bonnie, Carole, Jimmy and other shrill foes of capital punishment happily crooning love songs to card-carrying members (literally!) of an ideology who's minions shot, starved, strangled, drowned, hacked and worked to death 100 million human beings in the 20th century."  Column by Humberto Fontova.

Viva Diversity!

"Ethnic diversity spawns win-wins on a vast scale across the commercial landscape. Bona-fide business people know what "Win-Win" really is: two people shaking hands and smiling, above each head a little balloon with the famous love scene from 'Deliverance.' Each party to the transaction sees himself as the snarling, thrusting mountain man. Each sees his partner as the squealing, blubbering Ned Beatty."  A BRILLIANT column by Humberto Fontova.

Fidel as Business Partner

"The 'embargo' is coming down, my friends. And I have some advice: Hide your wallets. But that's only if you're a poor, chump taxpayer. If you're a Archer Daniels Midland exec chummy with the Ex-Im Bank, brighten up."  Column by Humberto Fontova.

More Drilling, More Fish

Humberto Fontova explains how offshore oil drilling increases marine wildlife and reduces the risk of an oil spill.