Uncle Sam Is YOU
Bloated and paranoid addicts of sugar, salt, lard, beer, nicotine, aspartame and MSG '
Oh, Boobus Americanus, carnivorous sheep, slaughtering and led to slaughter '
Uncle Sam is YOU!
Let's Go Dutch
As a criminal defense attorney in the U.S., I represent people charged with prostitution, pot, hashish, and hallucinogenic mushrooms. As I write this, I am in the Netherlands, where those activities are not prosecuted. The Netherlands Libertarian Party has invited me to speak at the Hague about U.S. drug laws. I advocate repealing prostitution and drug laws to make the U.S. freer than the...
The Great Freedom Robbery
Dorothy Anne Seese
At breakfast with a friend this morning, she told me her husband felt that the nation was leaning too far to the conservative side under the Bush leadership. Excuse me? It was my duty to inform her that George W. Bush is not a conservative. He is a tyrant, a populist leader created by the imagery of Karl Rove, and the antithesis of everything that conservatism represents. He is a disgrace to...
Wake Up, America
Abid Ullah Jan
A German Minister has likened Bush Junior to Hitler. The remarks seem to be directed at the American public, rather than their leader, to alert the unsuspecting American to his role in the looming World War: a war in which the enemy of choice for the Christian World is no longer the Jew, but the Muslim.
Teen Pregnancy: From the Government With Love
One of the funniest lines I've ever heard at the alternative school where I work came from one of our inner-city born and bred teachers. When asked if a female student in his class was pregnant he said 'No, but the guys are working on it.'
A humorous quip but poignantly true. Teen pregnancy at my low-income, inner-city school is not out of the ordinary. It's part of the infrastructure of our...
The New Mafia
Twelve years ago, the most beautiful girl I had ever laid eyes on, Victoria , walked down the aisle to become my wife. Why she would do such a thing has caused the shaking of heads in bewilderment ever since, and probably always will. Her paternal grandparents, quite old, were too frail to make the 1,200 mile trip to our wedding, so not too long after we were married, we decided to make the trip...
Grammar and the Passive American
Modern English . . . is full of bad habits which spread by imitation and which can be avoided if one is willing to take the necessary trouble. If one gets rid of these habits one can think more clearly, and to think clearly is a necessary first step toward political regeneration. ~ George Orwell, Politics and the English Language
Fool Me Twice...
'There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on -- shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again. You've got to understand . . . ." ~ El Presidente Dubbya Bush, 9/17/02
Dear Ministry of Information,
Gods & Generals--and Memories
On Veteran's Day I slept in the Confederate trenches at Fredericksburg battlefield. As an old vet, I felt it was fitting. That night the autumn leaves rustled under my sleeping bag and I lay awake for a long time in the forest of hundred-year old trees, trying to make some sense of a senseless conflict.
Then as now, the night was cold, 26 degrees, and darkness came early, as it did so long ago...
Oh, the Drama!
Over the course of the past few months, discussing 'the news of the day' had become a frequent pastime for my mother and I. Being that we keep different hours, each of us generally had a tidbit or two of boob tube-imparted insight that the other had missed. Invariably, the primary topic of our 'daily news briefings' was always somehow related to Operation Iraqi Liberation (OIL) or The War...