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What's So Hard to Understand About the Right to Bear Arms? Exclusive to STR February 4, 2009
~ Mohandas Gandhi, from An Autobiography When
Mohandas Gandhi can be quoted in favor of an armed citizenry, I’d reckon
the issue should be closed, once and for all, but of course, it’s
probably not. This essay is my
attempt to put another log on that fire.
Starting
with the Basics Now,
as a dyed-in-the-wool anarchist, I could really care less about what a
specific document declares regarding my rights, but nevertheless, whenever
one talks about rights in the For
the record, I think the Constitution is a fine document; however, one
absolute fact about the Constitution should preclude any such discussion
for our purposes here. That
fact is: the portion of the
U.S. Constitution referred to as The Bill of Rights is an exposition,
not a bestowal. Whatever
“well-organized militia” meant to someone in 1776 or to anyone this
week is irrelevant since the clause is explaining what exists already, not
what the document provides to a
lucky citizen. One of two
things is true: a human being
has the right to protect and defend himself or he does not. Now,
the question might become, “How best can one protect and defend himself
without unnecessarily fraying the fragile fabric of society?”
Although I might argue that society isn’t that fragile, that’s
still a fairly good question. As
far as my pedestrian logic takes me, the answer to that question cannot
involve disarming every single citizen.
History has proven, time and again, that any such action will have
exactly the opposite effect. Such
an observation was made in the 1700s by legal theorist Cesare
Beccaria when he noted, “Laws that forbid the carrying of arms . . .
disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes
. . . . Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the
assailants.” Continuing
with a Few Working Assumptions I
am generally not a person who spends time lamenting the existence of
“bad people” in society. Life
is too short. I don’t figure
there are enough of them about which to worry that much anyway.
As for the supposition that we all
are bad, that too strikes me as largely irrelevant for this discussion.
For our purposes here, let us draw one unassailable conclusion:
bad people exist. That
is, there exist people who would infringe upon you directly, violently if
given the chance, and who won’t experience a blip of conscience larger
than a burp while doing so. Let’s
call that Assumption One. Whether
there are many or few of these bad people is simply a detail, a
statistical anomaly from which no substantive modification to that
assumption can be made. Either
way, no rule or regulation can be expected to selectively
arm a segment of society, while disarming another.
As such, attempting to arm only
a specific cadre of people—the police for example—cannot generate
peace and tranquility. Why
not? Those who care little
about life and liberty care even less about rules.
Ergo, there is no scenario under which the police [or place name
for special gun-toting folks here] will be the only
armed people in a society. None.
Not close to one. Let’s
call that Assumption Two. I’ll
Show You Mine The
police—and the army, and the Secret Service, and whomever else—carry
arms for one primary reason: personal
protection. (One might also
argue that they carry arms so that they have a substantial advantage in
armament over the governed as well, but that’s probably another essay.)
They expect that at some point someone they encounter in the
routine administering of their supposed duties will respond with violence.
They want to be ready. Guess
what? I do too.
Sure, if a law-giver happens to be around at the exact moment when
someone is infringing upon me, they could help, but seriously, what’s
the chance of that? That
chance is low, for reasons I’ll examine below. Carrying
a weapon also provides a prophylactic effect on those who might wish to infringe or act out violently.
Police know this. When
is the last time anyone heard of a madman entering a police station with
plans of killing a bunch of people like [place name of psycho here] did at
[place name of ostensible gun-free zone here]?
People who are known-to-be, or even possibly might be, armed tend
to scare psychos away, or at least give them a reason to rethink their
lunacy. Let’s call that
Assumption Three. Have
you ever met a bully? Almost
everyone can remember that kid back in high school who took advantage of
the nerds and/or the weaker kids. Generally,
he was bigger, but not surprisingly—if you understand his
pathology—this guy never accosted the kids who could readily defend
themselves. Why?
Bullies are cowards. This
is a corollary to Assumption Three. Gun-free
zones, and any other places where people are known to be less able (or less willing) to defend themselves tend to
attract bullies and/or psychos. Let’s
call that Assumption Four. What’s
Good for the Goose Have
you ever met a policeman or a soldier?
More generally, have you ever met anyone
who was authorized to carry a weapon?
Did they strike you as unique in terms of their humanness?
That is, was there anything objectively true about that person, as
a member of the species Homo
sapiens, which somehow made
them gun-carrying-material? Don’t
rack your brain; the answer is no. (The
answer is closer to “Hell no.”) No
offense to any policemen in our studio audience, but we all know that
policemen are just people doing a specific job.
They applied. They were
accepted. They got trained.
They got strapped. End
of story. The likelihood is
therefore high, nearing 100% actually, that you and I can be similarly
trained and just as deservedly strapped thereafter.
In other words, there is nothing about being a citizen or a
policeman that means one is destined to be armed and the other is not.
Let’s call that Assumption Five.
Now,
before anyone strains a ligament jumping to chime in, certainly there
exist aptitude differences between people.
Division of labor is alive and well too.
Everyone isn’t cut out for brain surgery, nor is everyone only a
class or two away from expert marksman.
The point is that there is ample space between “career choice”
and “working knowledge” that lends itself to the typical citizen being
trained in a number of fields. Firearms
use is absolutely one of them. In
fact, it is a relatively recent development that people believe that
firearms usage is not a basic life skill, or that massive citizen
disarmament, combined with massive police presence will lead to a safe
environment. One only need
examine Washington,
DC to see that such a point-of-view ain’t exactly data-driven.
If that examination is unconvincing, one can review what has
happened in Great
Britain. I’m
not, for one moment, suggesting that society needs to evolve into a
citizen army, with every person
cocked, locked, and ready to rock. (I’m
also not saying that would be a bad thing!)
In fact, simply allowing the fog
of war to return to most inner cities in the Conclusion
Well,
that just about concludes this episode of “Whoop, There It Is.”
To review: Assumption
1: Rights infringers exist. Assumption
2: There is no realistic way
to preclude unauthorized (or psychotic) people from being armed. Assumption
3: People who are known to be
armed tend to discourage rights infringers, even (shockingly!) the
supposedly psychotic ones. Assumption
4: Bullies tend to be cowards
and therefore seek to attack people over whom they have a substantial
known advantage. Assumption
5: There is nothing morally
different about a person supposedly authorized to carry a gun, e.g., a
policeman, and a regular citizen. Assumption
One is a tautology. Assumption
Two is obvious, and explains why waiting periods cannot preclude shooting
sprees on college campuses. Assumption
Three explains why violent and/or property crime is so relatively low in
places like Kennesaw,
Bottom
Line: Arm and train the
citizens in [place name of violent place here] on Wednesday and I bet
violent crime will plummet to unheard of levels by Friday.
Disarm every citizen on Wednesday and not only will every psycho
within shouting distance be ready to take advantage of him by Friday, but
his government will also be much more likely to infringe upon him as well. I’m not sure which one is worse, but I certainly don’t want to experience both! |