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The Jelly Jar Metaphor Exclusive to STR January 16, 2008 In
the public schools, I was "taught" economics. The derisive
sneer that accompanies those quotes is more understandable when I say
that half the course was based on Adam Smith's work, and the other
half based upon the work of John Maynard Keynes. The material on
Keynes was presented last; it supposedly made Smith's classical
economics obsolete. This was, after all, a government-run school. Fortunately
for me, I was able to learn some real economics after escaping the
grip of my well-meaning educaptors. I strongly suggest that all people
with even a passing interest in liberty do the same. There
is a difference between money and currency. Money is an intangible
idea; currency is a physical object. Metaphorically speaking, currency
is a jar and money is the jelly, boiled down from the fruits of human
labor. In
this metaphor, the jelly is the important thing. People make the
jelly. People eat the jelly. The jars are only there to keep hands
from getting too sticky. They are supposed to be for your convenience.
Now,
since money is an idea, and jelly is not, this metaphor shows some
strange properties. Do not be fooled. Remember, when I say
"jelly," I am really talking about money. One
of the strange properties is that when a person seals jelly up into
opaque jars, each identical in size and shape and stamped with a
trademark, they all contain exactly the same amount of jelly. If
someone were to seal four ounces into one jar, and just two ounces in
another, and then put both jars on a balance, they will each
apparently contain three ounces. This property of quantum jelly-portation
is extremely useful, because it is far easier to count jars than it is
to count jelly, and more useful still when all the jars are
equivalent. But
it is also dangerous. If someone publicly fills those two jars, and
then, in secret, seals up a completely empty jar, the empty jar will
also balance three ounces on the scales. That person could take three
ounces of homemade jelly, and trade the empty jar, and everyone would
leave happy. Later, when the jar-holder got peckish, and cracked open
that jar, it would only have two ounces in it. The people left holding
the other two jars would find that they each now balance one ounce
less than they did before someone observed the quantity of money
stored in a unit of currency. This
is the essence of counterfeiting. And counterfeiting is the essence of
inflationary fiat currency in a fractional reserve banking system. If
someone issues currency without having the money to back it up, the
new currency, for a time, acts as though it had been filled with the
correct amount of money. But then, when someone else finally gets
hungry, and opens up a jelly jar--any jelly jar--the fraud is exposed.
But by that time, the counterfeiter has already traded the bogus
currency for real goods and scudded into the shadows. Continuing
with the metaphor, the Federal Reserve--the privately-owned central
bank of the United States--does nothing but manufacture jelly jars and seal them up tightly,
without adding a single drop of jam. They do not even add water or
little IOU notes. The Fed just makes jars, and seals them up empty,
allowing the apparent magic of quantum jelly-portation do all the
work. They are counterfeiting on a truly massive scale. How, then, are
the little jars not all nearly empty by now? Someone must be filling
some dollar-jars with an awful lot of jelly. Who is it? Who could it
possibly be? Can
you not guess? It
is you, or people like you. Whenever you create a contract valued by a
certain trademarked brand of currency, you are making one big jar into
which you can dump your unpackaged jelly. You drop great, heaping
spoonfuls of jelly into the big contract jar, and get some standard,
Fed-created jars in exchange. Whatever you drop into the big jar is
sucked through the frugiferous aether into all the little jars. That's
awfully generous, don't you think? You do all the work of making the
jelly, and the Federal Reserve takes your jelly and lends it out, even
going so far as to demand that it be paid interest. And then the
government that takes the loan pretends that the new jars are as full
as the old ones once were, using that fiction to make advantageous
trades. What
if you aren't in the mood to be generous? Well, what can you do? It
couldn't hurt to remember two of the points I previously mentioned.
First, people need the jelly, not the jars. Second, you can make your
own jars, and when it is necessary, you do make your own. It is not my intention to tell you what you should do with the knowledge that I have attempted to impart. But you should not delay too much while you think on it. Wait too long, and you may have naught but dry toast. Log from Blammo is all talk and no action--or at least no action that he will ever confess. By day, he works as an insignificant cog in a corporate machine, pounding away at curly braces and semicolons until the instructions are simple enough that stupid machines can follow them. One day, he hopes to write a program for autonomous worker androids that is even one-tenth as successful as the United States Code of Federal Regulations. |