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'You Haven't Done Nothing' Exclusive to STR December 28, 2007 As
occasionally happens, dear reader, this column wrote itself. It has been
nagging at me for a while now. Inspiration for it comes from no less
than the great Stevie Wonder. It seems clear to me that he wrote this
song to question authority. For your listening pleasure, click here.
Best regards for a free and prosperous 2008. “We
are amazed but not amused A
friend of mine recently took a walk on the wild side and endorsed Ron
Paul for President. It was encouraging in a way to hear him say that
government is out of control and that something needs to be done about
it. He said that Ron Paul espouses civil liberties and small government,
which is true. As thrilling as it is to hear someone say that government
is out of control, I weary of most people’s conclusions as to what it
is that must be done. Government
is theft, pure and simple. If I refuse to hand over the money that I
earned in exchange for their further surveillance of me and use of force
against me, sooner or later the guns they always carry will come out. I
call that theft. I almost always encounter resistance of varying degrees
to this idea. Michael
Cloud, the inspirational libertarian speaker and teacher, taught me to
get into a person’s rhythm before attempting to move them around the
dance floor. I tried a new tack with this capitalistic friend of mine. “Do
you like paying taxes?” I asked him. I was in no way hoping to
discourage him from paying taxes. I was laying a foundation for a
logical argument. Like a good lawyer, I was pretty sure of the answer I
was going to get from him. He did not disappoint me. After a long pause,
“No, I don’t like paying taxes.” I let that sink in and then
asked, “Then why do you pay them?” Another long pause followed. He
summoned up the well-worn “essential services” bologna. “It's
not too cool to be ridiculed Silently
I swore to myself. There is nothing essential about government. Tell
this “essential” bullshit to the dead and their shattered loved
ones. Tell it to the dead children in The
truth is, if you do not produce your papers and pay the man, one way or
another, sooner or later, you will experience the violence of the state.
It’s pretty simple. They will taser you, prod you, beat you, hand and
foot cuff you, incarcerate you and allow you to be raped in prison or
water-boarded abroad. They’ll lock you up in a concrete cell and feed
you garbage that you wouldn’t feed your dog. If you refuse to eat it,
they will force-feed you because you do not own your own life. They will
even ceremoniously execute some of you from time to time. It’s all for
security, the greater good and the provision of essential services, of
course! They
will stick their snout into your bank records, driving records,
insurance, your employment records, your medical records from birth
certificate, to vaccination records to blood tests for a marriage
license to your death certificate. They’ll stick their snout into your
lungs, (breathalyzer), your heart (medicine is the boy toy of the big
government), your blood (drug tests). They’ll stick them up your
vagina, up your daughter’s vagina and even your dog’s vagina. (In
our little piece of heaven, a dog license costs more if your dog is not
neutered.) They’ll stick that stinky snout into your email and phone
conversations. They will kill you if they have to, all in order to
safeguard your civil liberties, national defense and infrastructure--you
know, those essentials. It’s all for the children, the amber waves of
grain and purple mountain majesty. Face
it, people--the government owns you now. (Someone owns you and it
doesn’t look like it’s you.) Government must instill terror in you
to keep you doing as you are told. It depends on you playing along with
the terror elephant in the living room in hopes of a little security.
Eventually they have to gut civil liberties in order to protect them. Do
you feel well-cared for and safe yet? Don’t try to understand how this
works. Just keep paying homage with your bumper stickers, votes and tax
dollars. “We
would not care to wake up to the nightmare I
asked my thinking friend if the answer to “Why do you pay taxes?”
could be fear of violence. I got another long, silent pause. He
couldn’t bring himself to answer the question honestly. I left him
with food for thought and a loose thread for another conversation for
another day. I’m content to just plant seeds in fertile ground. I
understand that radical ideas require time to grow. Losing one’s
illusions is like burying an old friend--you just don’t want to have
to do it. This
is not the first person to tell me that I’m a tough friend. I’m not
tough--I simply have no tolerance for deception; not self-deception or
any other kind, because deception is the “Miracle Grow” of tyranny.
Deception is the basis and basic operating principle of government. I
believe our only hope is that the American Empire, as all empires have
done before it, will implode upon itself and soon. Think mushroom cloud,
George. Parasites eventually destroy their host, even if only by being
an extra drag on its energy. Government is the pimp daddy Houdini of all
parasites because it is one slick talker and it owns the presses of
propaganda. Things
are bad in the Retta Fontana is an atheist, anarchist, baker, potter and parenting teacher. Children are her favorite people. |