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Legitimizing Voting: A Modest Proposal Exclusive to STR June 27, 2007 Appearances
are of four (4) kinds:
1) Things are as they appear to be;
2) Things neither are nor appear to be;
3) Things are, but do not appear to be;
4) Things are not, but yet appear to be. ~
Epictetus, Phrygian
Philosopher According
to Spooner,
the Constitution has no authority and never did.
This is because of two rather obvious and unassailable facts.
First, no one – even the guys who supposedly wanted it – voted
on it. Second, those who are
now ostensibly governed by it have never voted on it, either.
Even worse, since voting in the Taking
Spooner’s logic to heart, something occurred to me that I think would go
a long way toward really legitimizing this whole voting thing. What
if people had to commit, in public, on the record, for every vote they
took? I
stopped voting a while back, but I must admit, this idea has a certain
appeal to it. Imagine it!
Everyone would know how everyone else really
felt about the issues, or, for that matter, maybe even if they had
examined them. The
people who claim to be for balanced budgets would actually take some heat
when their candidate spent money like a drunken sailor.
The folks who claim to be anti-war would actually be responsible
when their candidate invaded some country without cause.
Everything would be out in the open!
Instead of blaming the victim, we could actually blame, well, the
culprit and his enablers. I
admit it. I’ve never
really understood what the big secret is.
People protect their voting choices like a CIA operative protecting
a resource. What’s that
about? If you believe in an
issue, and you support a candidate because he supposedly believes as well,
why not stand up in the open? Could
it be because people often vote with less than complete or even reasonable
knowledge? Could it be because
people have convinced themselves that they can be a “one-issue” voter
and ignore the other portions of a candidate’s platform?
Could it simply be that no one really knows what the hell a
candidate will do, but they vote anyway? Perish
the thought! I’m absolutely
certain no one ever thinks, “Shucks, the polls are between here and the
store anyway. I might as well
be ‘part of the process’ and get my sticker.” I
can hear y’all. Come on,
man! That never happens!
But wait, there’s more. What
if you voted for a candidate who ran up a huge deficit and you got a bill
in the mail? Your candidate
establishes sanctions that kill hundreds of thousands of children –
everyone knows who you are – those deaths are on your hands, too.
Your candidate – the putz you ostensibly elect – embezzles a
whole bunch of cash. You are
made legitimately responsible, even to the point of being charged with a
crime. Most handy, the law already
has a term for it: accessory after the fact. Talk
about serendipity. (Obviously,
I’m not a lawyer.) That’s
just phase one. For phase two
of my diabolical plan, we institute what I’ll call “revenue neutral
voting.” During this phase,
every program a candidate institutes is paid for directly by the people
who voted for him. Talk about
a change in focus! As opposed
to everyone trying to figure out how to fleece everyone else, the voter
would only be able to spend his own money.
I can’t take credit for this concept, though.
I’m told that Mises, writing in Human
Action, mentioned this phenomenon long ago: “What
those people who ask for equality have in mind is always an increase in
their own power to consume. In
endorsing the principle of equality as a political postulate, nobody wants
to share his own income with those who have less. When the American wage
earner refers to equality, he means that the dividends of the stockholders
should be given to him. He does not suggest a curtailment of his own
income for the benefit of those 95 per cent of the earth’s population
whose income is lower than his.” I
bet these steps would generate quite a bit of genuine interest on the
issues. No doubt those
made-for-TV debates and town hall meetings would take on a decidedly
different timbre. So would the
actual act of voting. I can
see it now: You’re in the
voting booth, sweating like a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest,
debating with yourself about whether Candidate A’s propensity to
womanize is better or worse than Candidate B’s proclivities to lie about
campaign contributions. You’ve
got some “skin” in the game. They
could film it and put the whole thing on Fox! Making
voting public establishes actual responsibility that would go a long way
toward making the “appearances” that Epictetus speaks of a lot
more genuine. There is a
downside, though. I suspect
voter turnout would dwindle to zero in record time.
That’s the thing about responsibility.
When you have to take some, you tend to make sure it’s only for
that which you really wanted. Conclusion Elected
politicians are exactly the same way. Human
nature suggests that if a person knows he’ll really have to answer for his lies, or aggressions, he tends to act
responsibly. However, when he
knows the “opportunity costs” for violence can be externalized to
someone else, a constituency for example, he also knows he doesn’t need
to worry. This is why war (and
its attendant violence) always increases under a coercive state. The
violence of the State, while authorized by the leaders, is carried out by
people they never meet, against people about whom they don’t give a
rat’s anus, with no real danger of direct retribution against them.
When you can aggress without chance of payback, you tend to get a
little braver, as current events illustrate.
(You might even have the
gall to wear a flight suit and land in a jet after you went AWOL during
your time of service.) What
am I saying? That would never
happen. Anyway,
given the current state of democracy in Amerika, we all know that a
politician actually taking responsibility is about as likely as finding a
chicken with soft red lips. We
also should know that a political system does
not directly affect how people interact with each other.
(Sometimes that system seeks to force a person to do that which doesn’t
make sense. This is why communist empires fail so much faster than
"free" ones.) The natural state of human interaction is
anarchic. The overwhelming majority of interactions in the Shaffer
(and Cuzán)
have already illustrated conclusively that society exists in a state of
anarchy all the time – as such, the electoral process is just dressing
and folly by which a small, nearly infinitesimal, group of people enrich
themselves. It’s
about time we all recognized that fact.
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