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The
'Live Free Or Die' Lie: Why I Chose Political Exile in Vermont
by Alex
R. Knight III
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to STR
November
6, 2006
Free
State Projecters are no doubt amazed at my impudence:
A self-styled libertarian who conscientiously chose to leave
New Hampshire
for greener pastures
in the
Green Mountains
.
Granted, at the time of my emigration, in 2002, a dozen
U.S.
states were still
under consideration by the FSP as the target of their endeavors -- and
Vermont
was one of them.
Not that there was ever much chance, mind you: It was always my
feeling that the FSP organizers never gave VT a fair shake.
Be that as it may, many Liberty Seekers would still call my action
irrational, if not out-and-out crazy.
They may be correct about the latter, but surely not the former.
This aims to explore how and why.
But first, a bit of background is in order.
For
those reading this who are not from or have never lived in
New England
, we have a kind of
strange political axiom going on here.
I call it a truism. To
wit, that
New Hampshire
, with its infamous
1809 General John Stark "Live Free Or Die" motto, automatically
and without question trumps all five other States in the region as a
bastion of small government, low taxes, and individual liberty.
This, to put it politely, is a thin patina of redolent cow manure.
However, in the spirit of remaining polite, let's examine the major
points which have earned the
Granite
State
its dubious
reputation:
*
There is no broad-based income tax (note I say "broadbased";
there are still corporate income taxes, and capital gains taxes).
*
There is no broad-based sales tax (again, note I say "broadbased";
there is still a tax imposed on vehicle rentals, and one on motor oil
purchases, of all things).
*
There is no seat-belt law (for anyone over the age of 12, that is).
*
There is no motorcycle helmet law.
*
Automobile insurance is not mandatory.
And
that about outlines what purportedly makes
New Hampshire
tantamount to being
some kind of libertarian paradise. Or
at least, supposedly fertile ground for establishing one.
So why did I leave for
Vermont
?
In
my specific case, it is worth mentioning that there were any number of
personal issues affecting my life which influenced my decision.
Most of them are not relevant here.
However, in making my move, I had four other states to choose from,
assuming I wanted to stay in
New England
(which I of course
did; I'm a native, and it's just in my blood).
Let's have a brief peek at those before we move on to Maple Syrup
Country:
1.)
The People's Republic of Marxachusetts:
All I can say is that I really would
have had to be crazy to have moved back there (I'm originally from
Ted
Kennedy
Land
).
Other than the climate, and some measure of free speech, there is
not much difference between this state and Castro's
Cuba
.
2.)
Maine
: A
lovely state (as states go), and home to one of my favorite authors.
Really nice people, beautiful seashores, big hearty meals -- but
like Marxachusetts, excessive, heavy-handed taxation.
Not for me.
3.)
Connecticut
:
Too many urban areas, too many taxes, too close to
New York City
.
No thanks.
4.)
Rhode Island
:
Other than not having a "bottle-bill" (
New Hampshire
is the only other
New England
state which doesn't),
I can't see why anyone would want to live here, period.
Outside of being on a boat at
Providence
Harbor
in summertime, not
much to offer a liberty-lover.
And
that brings us back to
Vermont
.
So what, pray tell, makes said State the crown jewel of
New England
, in my view?
Well,
Vermont
is not Utopia.
No place in Amerika these days is, nor ever was, even when it was
still allegedly a "constitutional republic."
But here's why I think
Vermont
is better than
New Hampshire
, all things taken as a
whole:
*
Most infamously,
Vermont
boasts virtually zero
gun control, with the carrying of handguns -- including concealed ones --
requiring no government licensure or permission of any kind.
This is in sharp contrast to the
Granite
State
, where licenses are
required and rigidly enforced by police.
The website relating one particularly aggressive instance of police
abuse I endured is now defunct, and the incident is too long to reproduce
here, but the New Hampshire town in question was Exeter -- which I regard
as demonstrative of the very worst which modern Amerika has to offer.
And may it in turn live in well-deserved infamy as a pestilential
garbage dump.
*
On that note,
Vermont
has not only a much
lower population (some 600,000 to NH's 1.2 million), it also possesses,
even per capita, a far lower and
less draconian law-enforcement presence.
In fact, between the hours of
1:00 a.m.
and
6:00 a.m.
, seven days a week,
the Vermont State Police actually shut
down. That's right:
they turn off the lights and lock the doors to the barracks.
A couple of troopers stay up at home in case a telephone call comes
in during the wee hours, but that's all.
At the time of this writing, I can't recall the last time I even
saw a cop. There is a county
sheriff's office, but the town I live in doesn't even have a local
constable.
*
Property taxes are roughly imitative of the national average.
True, Vermonters complain about high property taxation (which
really is a growing national trend; would that people wake up and demand
an end to government schools altogether to permanently fix several
problems at once, not just high taxes), but New Hampshire is the all-time
national record breaker for property taxation.
It's not uncommon for a shack on a half-acre in the
Granite
State
to be taxed at $5,000
to $6,000 per year. And that's
supposed to somehow be excused in light of the non-existence of other
taxes?
*
Electric rates are the lowest in
New England
.
Right next door in NH, they are the highest in the country.
Chalk that up to all the Federal Nuclear Decommissioning charges
passed on to
Granite
State
electric customers by
the utility providers to pay for "powering down" the Seabrook
Station nuclear plant. The
real rich part of the joke is the bill of goods sold to New Hampshirites
in the late 1970's by then-Governor John Sununu Sr.
He bellowed loudly in those days that Seabrook Station would (a)
bring thousands of jobs to NH, and (b)
provide NH with lots of clean, cheap electricity while helping the
country to reduce dependency on foreign oil.
While Seabrook Station was being built, I could, in those days,
stand in my grandparents' backyard -- which was in direct full view of the
plant's main gate -- and look at the license plates of workers driving in
and out . . . in between the throngs of hippies and environmentalists who
had more or less formed a permanent protest camp all along U.S. Route 1.
Lots of
Maine
and
Massachusetts
plates, not too many
New Hampshire
.
It gets better: In the
20 years or so since SS went "online," virtually none of the power ever generated by that plant was sold into the
New Hampshire
market. Almost
everywhere but, in fact. Yet
NH consumers are footing the bill to this day.
*
And speaking of license plates, registration of personal motor
vehicles (automobiles, trucks, etc.) incurs paying a one-time 6% sales tax
on the Blue Book value, and is then a flat $50 per year fee (tax)
regardless of the vehicle's value, as opposed to a logarhythmic sliding
scale excise tax system, such as NH and most other States have.
This means Vermonters pay about one-third what their NH
counterparts pay in the long run.
I
could wax and wane on and on about more personal things I like better in
Vermont
-- the beautiful
landscapes, the cleaner air, the friendlier people, the slower pace of
life. But that's me, I
realize, and not necessarily the next person.
And to each his own is a big part of the point I hope I'm making
here. So I've tried to stick
with the objectively demonstrable. And
I think the bugs I've uncovered under the stones I've overturned have
revealed what for some may be an ugly truth:
To wit, that New Hampshire, for all the hyperbole, ain't what it's
cracked up to be.
To
be more critical yet, I really have my doubts that the Free State (an
oxymoron in itself) Project will affect any measurable change working
within the abhorrently corrupt political system in New Hampshire -- and
that's even assuming they are ever able to get 20,000 or so
"libertarians" to move there (at the time of this writing, fewer
than 500 have done so). A
sorry affair.
Those
long-dead people who fought the American Revolution were made of different
stuff, it seems. Basic
survival mandated sowing and reaping crops, raising livestock, hunting,
building shelter and home necessities by hand, fighting Indians, seeing
little in hard cash (gold and silver) throughout most of one's life.
A life which generally lasted about 30 years, maybe a bit longer
for women. How big of a
transition was it to pick up musket and bayonet and sword and battle
tyrants to the death in a blood-soaked revolution?
Today, spoiled by technology and creature comforts, most Americans
prefer "convenience" over liberty.
Why risk prison or death when the refrigerator keeps the beer cold;
lights come on at the flick of a switch; turn the knob and the thermostat
banishes a winter's chill; hit the remote control and you're watching American
Idol in digital sound and color.
Given this sum-total reality, for better or
worse, I chose to come to
Vermont
. I
must be either way ahead of the curve, or way behind it, I suppose.
No matter. Those of us
who cherish freedom dearly must each find our own path to the maximization
of that end. Perhaps some
New
Hampshire
apologists may come to recognize this.
If that means you, remember that heading west across the
Connecticut
River
is
always an option. Drop me a
line if you decide to make the switch.
I might even fix you some pancakes.
Alex
R. Knight
III
is
the author of numerous horror, science-fiction, and fantasy tales.
He has also written and published poetry; non-fiction articles,
reviews, and essays for a variety of venues; and is former Communications
Director for the Libertarian Party of
New Hampshire
.
In 1998, he was awarded Activist of the Year for that organization.
He now lives and writes in rural southern
Vermont
, and looks forward to living in a governmentless society of liberty.
Alex
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