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How to Establish a Government Lesson 1: The Basics by Per Bylund
This
first lesson on how to become or be a government could also be
called How To Trick People Into Eagerly Rejecting Their Right To And
Power Over Their Own Lives And Willingly Subject Their Whole Worlds
To You. What I will teach you here is simply that: how to make
people believe you are actually saving them while destroying their
liberty and suffocating everything they are about. If you are
planning to engage in politics, this is what you should learn and
what should guide your actions if you wish to be successful. This
first lesson on how to become a government emphasizes the problems
of shifting the power base in society from all those individuals out
there to you. It is easy to simply take power and subdue your fellow men by
using guns and muscle power, but that would not make your position
as ruler a nice one. If you choose this strategy, you will have to
guard yourself 24/7 and always prepare for any rebellion or
uprising. All this is too costly; it will eventually bring you down,
and ruling is not much fun if you always need to make sure your
life, power, and wealth are not threatened. The
simple but ingenious solution is of course to make people ask for
your protection, i.e. they ask you
to rule them. Make sure to be the shepherd all those sheep out there turn to
when they experience unfairness, injustice and prejudice. If you can
manage to become a mother and father for all those people, making
them believe they cannot go on without you, then you have created
the eternal kingdom—it is all yours for the taking. It is all
downhill from there. What
this is all about is simply to create an illusion that you are a
savior putting all things back where they belong, making things
right where they have obviously (so you tell them) gone wrong. You
should make people believe you have opened their eyes and made them
act in their own interest. If you can successfully pull this stunt,
then you do not need to worry about the future. You can take it easy
and simply need to keep enforcing the lie so that people do not ever
think about questioning your power. A
great strategy, used for centuries but still not identified as the
perfect strategy for the power hungry by very many, is to create
fictitious identities based on group characteristics. Make sure to
find a common denominator for a great many people, and see to it so
that they believe they are being treated unfairly and unjustly by
people having some other characteristic. Always remember to tell the
greater or more powerful (in real
terms, that is) group it is oppressed, and the weaker group the
oppressor. This way you can control the masses without doing much!
And they will come to you for further guidance. And they should come
to you—you did, after all, put them on the “right” track once
and know the “truth.” Classical
strategies involve making workers believe they are oppressed by the
people paying their salaries. They will rebel on your orders against
their supervisors, if you tell them they have the right to be as
wealthy as their bosses—but that they have been tricked for years
to be poor. They will no doubt listen—speak to their
interest!—who wouldn’t want to get wealthy by doing nothing?
Then you can “liberate” them through controlling the factories
yourself, but doing it in their
name. Turn
people’s jealousy into action; make the poor, lazy and ignorant
into Your People. Hell, why not call them the rightful rulers who
have been enslaved by the minority for centuries? That will surely
make them come together and follow your lead. Remember that the lazy
and ignorant are easier to fool since they do not really understand
politics and do not really want to do much at all, and they do not
understand how such great wealth they see exist can be created
simply through hard work and putting ideas to action. After all,
they have probably never tried working hard towards a goal and they
probably never had great ideas of their own. Make them feel they are
held back by the wealthy, that they have been “forced” into
being an inferior “servant” class. Tell them they have a natural
right as human beings to be as rich as the others. They will no
doubt listen to you if you speak this language. Do
not hesitate to point at your competitors as the main source of
evil. Are there people with great wealth or influence, make sure to
imply all horrors are really their fault. They will probably try to
get support from other influential people, so make sure to get
support from the masses and use the many to break the few—and put you
in power. People
generally do not understand how to get rich if they are poor, so
tell them some people are rich because they have cheated everybody
else. Tell them they are the ones being good and righteous and that
they are the true owners of that vast wealth. No matter if it is
true; say it over and over again until it is conceived as The Truth.
Then use that “knowledge” to make your will law. This
is the perfect strategy: it kills your competition while creating
genuine support for your person. When people trust you,
not your ideas (ideas are not important to rule!), they will listen
to whatever you have to say, no matter how crazy. Also, why not
share the resources of the wealthy with the masses when they steal
it in your name? Dividing wealth into too many pieces makes it
simply go away, while you keep both wealth and power—and gain
eternal support from your army of poor. So, make sure to create illusions of good and evil and groups having conflicting interests. And direct people’s attention from the fact that you are seeking power. Call it their final liberation—it does not have to change anything, except for making you the ruler. Per Bylund is the founder of Anarchism.net and the founding editor of the Swedish Libertarian Forum, a radically libertarian magazine published quarterly. Visit his personal website at www.perbylund.com
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