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Ten Good Things About America "Well,
I
get
tired
of
hearing
it's
a
crummy
world
and
that
people
are
no
damn
good."
~
Robert
Fulghum
I
flew
over
the
country
last
October,
flying
diagonally
from
I
looked
down
on
this
great
land
for 3,000
miles
(had
a
crick
in
my
neck
the
next
day), looking
at
my
country,
looking
at
little
Western
towns,
rivers,
unknown
country
ponds
and
lakes.
Did
anyone
ever
fish
in
them?
Swim
in
them? I've
got
a
lot
of
gypsy
in
me.
I've
crossed
and
re-crossed
this
country
every
which
way,
north
to
south,
west
to
east,
Too
often
we
read
about
the
bad
things
in
life.
TV
news
is
the
worst
culprit
for
negativity.
Admittedly,
I'm
probably
the
second
worst.
So
today,
I
challenged
myself
to
try
and
find
ten
good
things
about
1.
Wild
Nature.
No
other
country
in
the
world
has
so
much
accessible
wild
nature.
Whether
one
is
conservative,
liberal,
green
or
anarchist,
most
of
us
have
united
to
preserve
large
chunks
of
relatively
pristine
land.
Life
is
not
an
indoor
sport,
and
wild
2.
Freedom
to
Vagabond.
I've
driven
across,
bicycled
around,
motorcycled
and
hitchhiked
across
the
3.
Cheap
Stuff.
We're
rich,
we
Americans, and
most
of
us
don't
even
know
it.
I
can
go
into
any
thrift
store
in
almost
any
town
in
4.
The
Internet.
Whether
we're
on
the
political
Left,
Right
or
Center,
the
Internet
is
truly
the
last
bastion
of
free
speech:
unfettered,
outrageous,
impassioned speech
as
Tom
Paine
and
Sam
Adams
enjoyed
it.
Three
cheers
for
editors
who
actually
allow
a
writer
to
write!
Three
cheers
for
essayists
who
expand
their
literary
width
and
breadth
in
the
last
place
possible--The
Internet.
Until the
so-called
leaders
of
the
Free
World
figure
out
a
way
to
censor
or
abolish
the
Internet
(and
believe
me,
the
bastards
are trying),
I
intend
to
use the
'Net or
lose
it. 5.
Cheap
Gas.
Despite
predictions
of
$100
barrel
oil
by
next
Christmas,
gas
is
as
cheap
as
it's
ever
been
in
history.
At
least
it
is
in
6.
Cheap
Food.
If
you
know
where
to
look,
good,
cheap
food
is
readily
available. I
once
passed
a
burst
grain storage elevator
in
7.
Good
Roads.
I'm
surprised
when
I
find
good
roads
where
I
least
expect
them.
They
are
all
over
the
country
(some
of
the
best
in
8.
A
Diversity
of
Diversion.
Pascal correctly
observed that
mindless
diversion
leads
us
to
death.
We
have
good
television
and
bad
television,
good
books
and
bad,
good
music
and
bad.
It
all
depends
on
who's
doing
the
listening,
reading,
watching.
But
freedom
of
choice
allows
a
person
to
make
mature
decisions
and
determine
what
is
mindless
and
what
isn't.
9.
Good
Tools.
After
the
first immigrants stepped
ashore
on
Plymouth
Rock,
the
first
thing
they
unloaded
was
a
box
of
tools.
The
newest
immigrant
quickly
learns
to
use
tools
and
starts
work
in
the
building
trades
or
service
industry.
The
rich
man
has
a
garage
full
of
tools.
The
poor
man
uses
the
simplest
tools and
encourages
his
kids
to
learn
to
use
more
complex
ones
so
he
too
may
become
rich.
We're
the
most
inventive
tool
users
who've
ever
lived,
and
no
matter
where
you
go,
from
Key
West,
Florida to
the
Arctic
Circle
in
Alaska,
you
can
hear
the
sounds
of
tools.
Tool
users
unite
this
country--and
quite
often
the
very
people
who
must
work
together.
Whether
we're
a
die-hard
conservative
or
a
bleeding
heart liberal,
we
can
laugh
and
complain
together
while
hammering
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