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CSI: American Mammoth, R.I.P. The immense woolly mammoth needed a drink badly. The sheen of water beckoned to the mammal but something made her pause, some sixth sense that warned her to beware. One of the largest land mammals that strode the earth, she stood not far from where modern, downtown Los Angeles stands today, breathing deeply the odor of future industrial might. Yet, the smell--pungent, acrid, oily--forced the animal to pause. Beside
her, a calf waited
patiently.
The adult
cow raised
her trunk,
her gaze
falling upon
scattered
bones that
lay at the
edge of the
mire, a
brown sludge
neither
water nor
soil at the
base of
stunted
trees.
The dark
water
appeared
calm, except
for where
bubbles
broke the
surface near
the middle
of the pool.
Still she
hesitated.
A pair of
vultures
studied her
and the calf
before the
adult
stepped into
the water,
first her
forefeet and
then her
hind. The
water
welcomed
her, cool
yet pungent,
and her calf
stared as
she sank to
her knees. Welcome, America, to the tar pits of the Persian Gulf, where we are the immense yet slow-witted mammoth, thirsting for oil instead of water, sinking slowly into the mire, befuddled and bewildered, our might and power slowly ebbing away. You and I are that helpless calf, equally doomed. Better judgment--and the bones of earlier victims--hardly swayed the prehistoric mindset of those making decisions, then or now. Presently, television abounds with investigative shows like "NCIS", "Cold Case" and "CSI: Miami." The actors dig, literally, through evidence and then solve some heinous crime. They diligently scrape at the decay, take samples, unearth bones and resort to all manner of forensic analysis. Too bad there is no national crime scene investigators to dig into the mammoth crimes littering the American landscape. Aside from the bleached bones of the war in Iraq, huge deficit spending and exoneration of culpable officials, there lies the carcass of 911, unanswered questions scattered like fossils for any amateur paleontologist to examine and catalogue. But as Jesus once said of his sanctimonious critics, "Blind guides, you strain at a gnat but swallow a camel." The great crimes of the world go ignored and the petty crimes--and criminals--are diligently pursued. Imagine if some paleontologist arrived at the Page Museum and proclaimed that birds of prey killed all the trapped animals, rather than slow starvation, suffocation and exhaustion. Imagine the ridicule. But that is exactly what happens when the US Senate confirms Condoleeza Rice and a Senate committee approves Alberto Gonzales. And that is how we conduct our foreign policy. The obvious is ignored for a clever veneer of fakery. "Terrorists"--like those cardboard characters seen in the True Lies--cause all the mayhem in the world, while our imperial foreign policy has neither cause nor effect. Meanwhile, the tar pits quietly swallow the elephantine former republic known as the USA. "Behind every great fortune there lies a great crime," wrote Balzac. The American bureaucratic mammoth has expended an estimated $300 billion in the Iraq imperial adventure. Understandably, for the doomed animals of the La Brea Tar Pits, thirst drove them to their death. For the dinosaurs in Washington, the thirst for power, dwindling natural resources or prideful religious domination drove the mammoth American state unwisely into the oily bog. To anyone with eyes, the outcome was predictable. If you step into a sinkhole you will undoubtedly sink.. discuss this column in the forum Douglas Herman is an amateur paleontologist, continually searching for Megalodon, certain the last of the species resides in Washington, DC.
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