5 Things Everyone Did Growing Up (That Now Get You Arrested)

“Being a kid is all about mindless self-indulgence and tiny, meaningless acts of rebellion. And that's totally fine: Your wee child-brain hasn't even finished solidifying -- of course you're going to whine about having to clean up your room (and then rebelliously blast One Direction a little bit too loud when you're done. You're a 12-year-old outlaw. You cannot be contained. Besides, what are they gonna do about it? Arrest you? Friggin' absolutely yes, they will.”