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Wowie Zowie This
from US News and World Report dated
Wowie Zowie! Man, that's some powerful stuff. The least they could do is tell us when, it'd make great TV! Don't everybody over there at the White House line up to wash your hands at the sink too fast!
What
exactly is a "working premise," anyway? Is that a euphemism
for getting the facts right a little better this time regarding the next
upcoming lie? You know, it's been mentioned that one of Gdub's first
bidness partners was the brother-in-law of Uncle
Joe, er Osama Bin Laden. It's really none of my business where Gdub
got the investment capital to start Arbusto
I suppose, I mean who am I to question that fact? It's really none of
your business either, so go back to what you were doing and wait for
your lottery numbers to hit. What
type of attack do you suppose the Baloney
Brigade will bring forth again to this great land? What, my Dear Mr.
President, is it that we are to fear in these filthy-stinking, good
for nothin', dirty ass, don't-eat-with-the-hand-they-wipe-their-ass-with,
towel wearin' sons of bitches? Or should we be more scared of the
fact that your Pops,
your dear ol' Dad, that near-sighted, son of Bonesman, dad of a Bonesman,
Bonesman, sittin' board member of the Carlyle
Group who met with
members of the Bin Laden family on or about
Should I stockpile food and water more so than I already have? I’ve never, ever owned a firearm. Should I get one?
You
know, I was never personally frightened of Saddam Hussein. Never gave our
former friend and ally, much in the way Manuel Noriega was, any real
thought. Maybe George W. Bush was a-scared-ed, I know I never was. But
now I'm getting a tad frightened. It's funny to think about, but maybe
if they would have put 'em in a ring, Gdub and Sad Sack Saddam, had
'em lace 'em up, and had ‘em duke it out for the title. Saddam would
probably be able to hold his own for awhile, and it all could have been
on pay-per-view. That true American patriot, Don
King could have promoted it! But I'm not too sure how long
Saddam would hold out. We haven't heard much about his upcoming
execution . . . er, trial (trial first, then execution, say it George!)
so I'm not certain as to Saddam's current training regimen. Anyway, Gdub
runs and stays in pretty good shape, so I'd have to say in the long
run the Vegas money would be on Gdub's side. As long as Laura
doesn't blow him in the Oval Office the night before the fight! Besides,
Gdub could always pull a train on Saddam, or some other weird, freakish
crap that middle-aged, sexually repressed thumb suckers who wanna
rule the world 'cause they couldn't rule their own sandbox are sometimes
inclined to do, right along with his bestest buddy in hand . . . Dick. They
"assume" (You
know what assume means, don't ya? I typed 'ass out of you and me'
in Google search and got this link first, swear to God!) an attack will
happen prior to the election. Seems like the logical next step considering
we've been softened up a bit by all the odd-to-our-Constitution kinda
ways we excused ourselves with when Georgie went to war to play soldier
in the first place. Oh, you don't see any similarities between Nazi
Germany's invasion of
The White House was also very kind in providing us two different worst-case scenarios. You see, with me being an Oakland Raider fan, one could possibly understand Boston being accidentally hit! But seriously folks, and all kidding aside now, this really is no laughing matter.
The
unnamed official (Aren't they all?) warns us that "We won't be like
Until you read a history book, and remember that most Americans have a short attention span.
The defense of liberty starts with you and me. If such a scenario developed, would you be content to live, in whatever those final moments of the universal vapor that is your life, upon the whim and at the hand of another? Or would your life be more precious than that? Are you comfortable enough with yourself and your maker to take a stand and defend your liberty and your honor as a free and sovereign individual? Or do you suppose you'd roll over like 20 million Russians or 6 million Jews did, and their countrymen (remember CYA) and allow your liberty and dignity, and that of your neighbor, to be stolen from you for perhaps the promised whiff of one last faint and final breath? Just as they shut the fuckin’ oven door, right Dieter?
If
you think I'm being a bit dramatic and just a wee bit over-the-top and
even way, way, way too paranoid, you are most certainly entitled to
your opinion. I ain’t shit compared to Alex
Jones, if that’s the case. History is replete with many, many
examples for you to either ponder or ignore, (some quite recent in
history;
The state-sponsored terrorism that is perpetuated by the Bush administration and the media is a constant reminder to me of one thing, and that is, while they (your Masters) may be in control of everything else, you are in control of two things, your mind and your life. Those can only be taken from you if you allow it. discuss this column in the forum David C. Moorman is a struggling professional landscape designer who recently went into business for himself on account no one can stand working with the guy. To help make ends meet and to keep his old lady off his back, he is a part-time corporate liaison for a large conglomerate specializing in the logistics of specialty (Italian-American) food distribution. As previously mentioned, he is married to a Puerto Rican version of Attila the Hun, but he still feels love much the way a dog that is relentlessly kicked by his master does. The writer has two wonderful children, although their names escape him at the moment. The writer has no hobbies or anything else in life that he enjoys, sans for one thing . . . The Oakland Raiders |