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Which Side Are You On, Boys? I
have written before about the fact that I am a member of the
nation’s largest teaching union, although, other than having about
$500 extorted from my check each year, I rarely have any dealings with
its hierarchy. The one exception was in October of 2001. Back then, I was still paying into the union political action committee and was entitled to vote during the contract ratification process. Those
were eventful days for all Americans.
Like many others, I hoped that we’d be heading towards
renewed economic growth in the near future, but it was not to be.
Yes, even as capital disappeared from the stock market and all
economic indicators headed south, our members were seriously
considering a strike rather than accepting the contract that
management had put on the table. The contract was for three years, and
we had been negotiating with the administration since July of 2001.
Until it was signed, we would continue to work off of last
year’s agreement, which meant no raise in pay.
By October, negotiations had stalled and an arbitrator had been
brought in to mediate. What
the mediator decided on was now up for a vote. The
sides were not very far apart, and I hoped our union would realize how
puny the disparities were between what we wanted and what we’d
receive. I figured we
would never strike over so little.
Without getting into specifics, at issue was the structure of
employee compensation. Apparently,
there was not an exact correlation between the lanes (which are based
on how much education you have) and their matching steps (which are
based on how many years of service you’ve provided).
The result was that in some years we got a 3.3% raise and in
other years we got a 4.4% raise. I
will not offer a defense for this rather loopy configuration of
payment; however, what I will say is that we could not have picked a
worse time to wage a fight over this minutia. “No
worse than 3.3%? Sounds
good to me,” I thought. “Now
give me the paper to sign.” I
was naïve, as the union had no intention of simply putting papers
before us to sign. In the
days to come, those around me took a harder and harder view of the
negotiations. Their
resentment towards their bosses colored their thinking and excluded
any type of perspective from emerging.
Our plus or minus 4% raise was guaranteed, which was an unusual
blessing in a time devoid of inflation.
Even if one does not regard the CPI as being absolute, one did
not have to listen very hard to hear commentator after commentator
announce that we lived in a deflationary environment. Apparently
within the socialized structure of our educator world, few consider
overall economic situations. Had
our staff done so, we would have never raised issue with our new
contract. I personally had
three friends get laid off that year, and one of the three has never
recovered. He declared
bankruptcy last month after losing the battle with his creditors. It
seemed to me that many of the certified employees I knew were blaming
their bosses for whatever poor vocational decisions they personally
had made. It appeared that
they wanted to assault our district to avenge their broken dreams.
I heard again and again about how broke my co-workers were in
comparison to their friends, but at least as far as I know, no one
ever forced them to pick teaching as a career. Most
surprising of all was the sentiment that some were looking forward to
the extra time off a strike bestows.
They felt this way in October, which was only a few months
after summer vacation ended. In
other words, the majority had just returned from their nine week
vacations but were jonesing for some more. I
forgot that for many people, money is not a suitable motivator for
production. One of our teachers, who was married to a very successful
man, just got released from employment this month, but she told me
that it was a blessing. She
stated that she is no longer interested in working and that she’d
enjoy spending the next few years at home (presumably with Oprah).
Her dismissal was rather satisfying for me because of a cartoon
she had hanging in her classroom.
It read, “I got married before I had a chance to be
somebody.” She lived to
disprove it, as she got married, was somebody, got fired and now is
nobody– except in the eyes of Rolanda, who could use the ratings. To
me, the whole idea of the strike was absurd.
It was apparent that no one had considered the political
ramifications. Unemployment
and personal bankruptcy were growing, and the real world would not
feel any sympathy for a group of teachers who decided to suddenly
abandon their children over an uneven pay scale.
I thought we’d look like the ungrateful whiners we were, so I
decided to get personally involved. After
school, on the day of the contract ratification vote, I went around
the building trying to convince others of the logic of accepting the
administration’s offer and not risking our careers over a poorly
timed strike. One of the
teachers I approached, a fiftyish married woman who’d been at our
school for 18 years, asked me, “Well, what’s your problem with a
strike? You don’t live
paycheck to paycheck, do you?” I
had never heard anything so ridiculous.
I purposely live paycheck to paycheck and have whatever I can
spare deducted from my pay package long before it ever gets to my
profligate little fingers. Besides,
no one ever made a thing off a checking account.
I told her that I had no husband to support me and that,
without a check, “I’d be through sooner rather than later.”
I pressed on to find other employees, but sadly, my appeal was
ineffective. Everyone I
talked to said they were voting against the contract. I
then drove to the neutral site where the vote was to be held and sat
in the auditorium among peers from several other schools.
I listened to the representatives justify why we might consider
voting against the contract. One
of the teachers from my building even interrupted a steward who was
speaking and began to read from The I
then heard a young teacher in the first row raise her hand and ask
possibly the silliest question I’ve ever heard: “If we go on
strike, do we still get paid?” Sure,
the reader as disinterested observer can laugh, but I was intimately
tied to the proceedings and wanted to put my fist, along with the
union stewards, through the wall. Soon
the discussion was over and they passed out the ballots.
A general verbal free-for-all commenced while we waited for
them to be distributed, so I decided to interject a comment to the
assembly above the noise. I
yelled, “Don’t forget there’s a war on!”
A few people gazed my way quizzically but said nothing. I
took my ballot and marked “contract approved.”
Then I tried to slip it into a box up front.
Only there was no box. I
looked around and saw a union steward holding a manila envelope.
I had to physically hand it to her before leaving.
I figured she’d stuff it in with the others, but she examined
it before doing so. I felt
violated yet knew there was nothing I could do about it. Then
next day I arrived to work before Later
in the day, the results were tallied.
The assistant principal told me that the contract had been
ratified. My financial
ruin had been avoided. Sanity
and security were preserved. My
boss told me, after hearing from the highest of the higher ups, that
all of the other members of the cooperative had voted for the contract
with the exception of our school.
She said that only three certified staff members out of 30 had
voted for the contract in our building.
She shook her head. “I
wonder how they know who voted for who?” “They
know because they checked the ballots individually before stuffing
them into the envelopes,” I answered.
“They’ve adopted the Soviet rules for election,” I added. Well,
as the saying goes, that was then; this is now.
I no longer have voting privileges due to my withholding of a
PAC contribution (see previous column) so I’ll never be able to
participate in one of their shams again.
Good riddance to selfish rubbish.
Bernard Chapin works as a school psychologist full-time, a college instructor part-time and writes whenever possible.
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