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Lexicon for a New American Century 9/11
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attack on World Trade Center. See Osama bin Laden, freedom. Bill
of Rights
- amendments 1-10 of the Constitution; archaic; largely
irrelevant. bush
- noun a : SHRUB; especially : a low densely
branched shrub b : a
PRESIDENT, also low and dense. bush
- adjective
MINOR LEAGUE --
Etymology: short for bush-league : falling below acceptable
standards : UNPROFESSIONAL <bush behavior> "It is so bush
to mispronounciate common words." bush
- verb
- transitive senses
: to bush, to support, mark, or protect with bushes, as in
"The country has been Bushed." bushes
- plural of bush; American politicians a: George Herbert
Walker - 41st president of the U.S.; liberated Kuwait from Iraqi
conquest (1991) b:
George Walker - 43rd president of the U.S.; liberated Iraq from Iraqi
conquest c: Jeb -
Governor of Florida; liberated Florida from Democratic conquest. bushwa
- noun slang for dried cattle or buffalo dung.
Term used by polite people who don't want to use
"bullshit" when referring to something nonsensical or
unbelievable, as in Presidential utterances. bushwhack
verb - transitive senses : AMBUSH; See
Presidential Election, 2000. In practice the same as gore, but
politically opposite. bushy
- full of or overgrown with bushes. As in Washington, D.C. CentCom
- abbreviation for Central Command, from which Operation Iraqi
Freedom was conducted and, more importantly, from which press
releases were given. Also known as CNN. Cheney,
Richard
Halliburton - Vice President of United States, rarely seen in
public. Theorized to be Saddam Hussein, since both rarely seen
and never seen together. CNN
- see CentCom. Also see Fox. Coalition
for Iraqi Freedom
- a group of over forty nations consisting of the United States of
America, Britain, and other important countries (Costa Rica,
Eritrea, Latvia, Marshall Islands, Micronesia, Palau, and Slovakia,
among others. Tonga, formerly reported as a coalition member, declined
membership.) Coalition
Forces -
an armed military force engaged in Operation Iraqi Freedom,
consisting of troops from the United States of America, Britain, and Inner
Nablonga, which has committed a squad for post-war cleanup
operations, i.e. sweeping out CentCom. Congress
- formerly
considered to be one of the three checks and balances of Federal
government. Since 1945, approves spending for wars declared by President.
See warlord. Constitution
-
a document declared by Congress to be no longer relevant to the
processes of government, especially in declaring war. Or for the
protection of privacy. Or for freedom of movement. Or for freedom
of association. country
- United States of America. Not to be confused with the
government. Declaration
of War archaic
duty of Congress, now considered irrelevant as stated by
Congressman Henry Hyde: "There are things in the Constitution
that have been overtaken by events, by time. Declaration of war
is one of them. There are things no longer relevant to a modern society.
Why declare war if you don't have to? We are saying to the President,
use your judgment . . . . Inappropriate, anachronistic, it isn't done
anymore." See warlord. democracy
- the theory that the majority rules; i.e., when four thugs beat up an
old lady and take her purse, it's because they "outvoted" her. Fox
- see CentCom. freedom
- a: something that is worth being forced on people who don't
have it, even if they don't want it. It's for their own good, whether
they like it or not. See Operation Iraqi Freedom
b: What Osama bin Laden is jealous of and why he blew
up the World Trade Center. See Saudi royal family, holy ground. gore
- transitive verb : to pierce or wound with something
pointed (as a horn or knife or politician's head); in practice the same
as bushwhack, but politically the opposite. holy
ground
- Saudi Arabia, to Osama Bin Laden; the U.S. occupation of which was not
the reason for the attack on the World Trade Center. Murphy's
Law -
"If something can go wrong, it will." See Pentagon. O'Toole's
Comment on Murphy's Law
- "Murphy was an optimist." oil
- not the reason for the military aggression waged against Iraq. Operation
Iraqi Freedom -
term for military aggression waged on the country of Iraq in 2003
by Coalition Forces. Chosen after most nations of the world
failed to rally under the terms "War on Terrorism," and
"War on Weapons of Mass Destruction," and "War
on Rarely-Seen Tyrants." Osama
bin Laden - a
: perpetrator of attack on World Trade Center
b : evader of capture by entire intelligence and armed
forces of United States government c
: variously known as Osama bin Hidin', Osama bin Laughin', Dead man
walkin'. Patriot
- one who supports the troops. Pentagon
- headquarters of Department of Defense (and Offense). Large building
with four walls and a spare. Monument to Murphy's Law. people
(sometimes "We the")
- formerly protected by the Constitution and the Bill of
Rights before those were declared irrelevant by Congress. President
- a : the office that the Congress was designated to check
and balance. No longer being done; Congress can't even balance its own
checkbook. b : Commander-in-Chief of armed forces. See warlord. privacy
- a : former right of the people
b : outlawed under the USA PATRIOT Act. See Bill of
Rights. Saddam
Hussein
- dictator of Iraq, rarely seen in public. Variously described as
madman, tyrant, bloodsucker, and unfashionably dressed. Known to send
clones in harm's way. Object of regime change. See Cheney. Saudi
royal family
- corrupt group in charge of Saudi Arabia with U.S. support; opposed by
Osama bin Laden; support of which by the U.S. was not the reason
bin Laden attacked the World Trade Center. support
the troops
- A multi-step process, usually consisting of: 1-close eyes, 2-close
mouth, 3-nod head, 4-wave Flag, 5-remove conscience. regime
change
- a : military action to depose Saddam Hussein for the
good of his own people, not our good. It's for the Iraqis, not for us.
See bushwhack, oil. United
States of America
- a : singular: referring to the USA as one nation, indivisible,
under bushes. b :
plural : archaic; a federation of independent, sovereign states,
as in "these united states," which incorporated the Federal
government to transact unimportant business, leaving important matters
to the states themselves, or to the people. USA
PATRIOT Act
- oxymoronically named legislation; typical of Congress. war
- a : can only be declared by Congress, according to the Constitution;
b : declared by President since 1945. See Declaration
of War, warlord. War
on Terrorism -
the first choice of terms for the current military aggression
being waged on the country of Iraq. Dropped when no link could be found
between the country of Iraq and 9/11. War
Against Weapons of Mass Destruction
- justification for military aggression waged against country of Iraq
after link between Iraq and 9/11 could not be made.
Subsequently dropped in favor of Operation Iraqi Freedom. warlord
noun 1 : a supreme military leader 2 :
a military commander exercising civil power by force usually in a
limited area 3 : President Washington,
D.C.
- Washington, a city located in the District of Chaos (D.C.). Named
after the first President, who can be heard spinning in his grave at
what has been wrought in his name. Weapons
of Mass Destruction
- weapons supplied to Iraq by the United States of America for
indiscriminate use on other nations and Iraqi citizens. Object of a
fervent search for post facto justification of Operation Iraqi
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